EXTRA, EXTRA!
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Nah unless we annoy him, get in his way, or pissed someone off who has a way to force him to kill us, he’ll probably do something somewhat disrespectful but nothing too painful
is hulk the god of anything? (also there is a really fun storyline where thor becames unworthy and trains in the same place iron fist trained and became the god of punching.)
I don't think you are worse off (I also have the Hulk btw) There is not said that they punch with full strength... So I think most are survivable cause they don't want you dead but just punch you one time. Thor is one of those who wouldn't want to kill you. Hulk is kind of a gamble with his mood.
Hello Mr. Hulk, sir. I have been offered one billion dollars to take a punch from you. How much of that would it take for you to not send me to the ER?
Damn it, now I need to go hunting for an old horror movie where a hot female vampire catches spit and swallows. It was a formative memory of my childhood. I heard the "Achievement unlocked" sound before game achievements even existed.
The... Arm???? No dude she'd have to subdue me first (and in the process rip off my clothes to make sure I don't have any concealed weapons, choke me out with that thigh head lock, tie me up, wake me up by slapping and spitting on me and then punch me repeatedly in the nuts while making me listen to Colin Jost tell jokes on Weekend Update for causing her this much trouble...
I got Widow too. She's a highly trained spy and assassin. She probably knows a hundred ways to kill me with her pinky. A punch? Forget it...I'm dead if she wished it. I'd probably have to split the billion with her if I want to live.
Are the ones who would pull their punches doing so? I mean, I think I could take a punch from Superman IF Superman didn't want to hurt me. If he's going full strength, I don't have a head.
Now why would the pictured Thanos do that if he didn't even kill the peope actively against his goal, even when he had several chances to do so. Didn't kill any of the Guardians with the reality stone; didn't kill Ironman; didn't kill any of the Avengers on Earth while trying to get to Vision and only killed Vision as collateral in order to get the stone.
I mean, Thanos' whole philosophy is based around him valuing life more than anything, his acts are all based around preserving life overall, even at the cost of a few lives. Now what would motivate him to punch you with intent to kill? Are you threatening his plans or threatening anyone else's life?
Apathy can absolutely work against you, he doesn't really lose anything by checking himself either, in fact it's actually less mental effort (if only marginally) for him if he just treats it like punching any other warrior before going on about his day.
Eh he definitely does pull his punches when he shows up in Wakanda though. He very easily could have killed most if not all of them in that scene. Hell he straight up decks Cap in the face, and considering what he did to the Hulk in the beginning of the movie I think it’s fair to say he deliberately didn’t want to remove Steve’s head from his body.
The hardest part of this is going to be convincing supes to punch you: he's not going to do it just because you stand to gain 1 billion dollars.
You need to explain to him how you getting 1 billion dollars will benefit more than just yourself and those close to you. That's not to say you can't benefit at all, but at the end of the day, you're not taking 1 billion dollars, or anywhere close to it, home.
Once he's on board, he's going to give you a fistbump. That's technically punching you. Then the onus is on you to stick to whatever agreement you made.
When I tell Superman that if he punches me in the head gently that I'll be able to donate ~$995million to charity, I think he'll be delighted to barely graze my cheek.
I got Thor. Like, he might hold back enough for me to survive because I'm so much smaller than him. But there's no guarantee he'd accurately guess how much my body can take and might accidentally kill me.
That’s what I’m saying. December babies the deadest of all. most are heroes that would probably hold back or are beings of logic and reason. Juggs at least has a sense of humor and isn’t the size of the Chrysler building. why tf is Surtur even on here lmao
Here's the thing, brother. A) SPIDER-MAN wouldn't kill. THAT picture isn't Spider-Man, that's PETER-MAN. You go ask ol' Willie Fisk how it feels getting punched by Peter-man.
B) it doesn't Matter if he's broke. For me to get mask-off Spider-Man, AKA Peter-man, it means i fucked up and threatened Aunt may's life by choice.
C) if he visits me in the hospital it's to finish the job.
Took me like 50 comments before I saw a December. Glad I wasn’t the only one who realized what the hell I was looking at. Then proceeded to cry inside. 😂💀
I mean, Batman is Batman so he's gonna pull his punches because of his no kill rule right? Right? I'm coping because if not, we're dead. One bat punch to the throat and we're gone.
It’s one punch though and unless I’m a henchman he’s not gonna try to kill me. Hell, if I were a super villain he wouldn’t try to kill me. Just the henchmen. Wait am I henchman?
Black Widow... there's a chance she crashes my larynx, so I'll need immediate medical attention. But ingeneral I'm getting knocked out for a couple of seconds at worst.
It doesn’t matter what birth month you have if any of these characters punched you with full force/full deadly ability you’re gonna die. This includes both Hawkeye and black widow, Because even though they are not superpowered, they are extremely well trained fighters to the point where they are the top two best (skilled, non superpowered) human fighters in the world. Point is everyone on that list including Hawkeye in Black widow can kill you with one punch.
Finally, didn't get screwed. People are getting annihilated by Superman and the hulk, but even if it's a knockout blow, Natasha probably won't hurt anyone that bad.
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