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Politics Trump was spotted with a large red rash on his neck earlier today.

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u/tokeroveragain 5d ago

Was he in Raccoon City in 1998?

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u/CaptchaVerifiedHuman 5d ago

President Evil

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u/geodetic 4d ago

Las Magas

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u/Deadly_chef 4d ago

Complete global saturation

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u/burgercheeseplease 4d ago

Where’s everyone going? White House?

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u/Se7enYearItch 5d ago

I was looking through the comments just for this one!

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u/Delite_ful 5d ago

Was Stephen Miller drinking his blood again?

https://giphy.com/gifs/7SQUBCye01UJVE8mk5

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u/retiretobedlam 5d ago

Please! That’s just plain insulting to Nosferatu.

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u/wanna_be_doc 5d ago

Physician here:

Everyone who’s commenting that this is shingles or some viral infection is wrong.

It’s 5-flurorourocil (5-FU).

It’s a form of topical chemotherapy that’s used to treat superficial skin cancers (like superficial basal cell carcinoma) or precancerous lesions like actinic keratoses. It basically causes the top layer of skin to peel off wherever it’s applied.

Very common for people Trump’s age who never wore sunscreen growing up and tanned by covering their bodies in baby oil.

However, if his doctors are recommending 5-FU then his skin cancers are very superficial and not malignant.

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u/Solsmitch 5d ago

Malignant in its benignity

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u/Historical-Ad3760 5d ago

Benignity. Now there’s a $2 word!

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u/comicreliefboy 5d ago

I had really good benignities in New Orleans recently

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u/idwthis 5d ago

Isn't that the place that requires 15 pieces of flair?

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u/WabiSabi0912 5d ago

Still a malignant narcissist so there’s that…

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u/velvetretard 5d ago

He simply is more malignant than his cancers so they never get to thrive 🥲

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u/BaronVonShtinkVeiner 5d ago

Oh no that poor cancer has Trump.

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u/AhaGotcha 5d ago edited 5d ago

He heard someone say, “Fuck cancer.” He said sure and cancer said no thanks

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u/alittle_disabled 5d ago

Thoughts and prayers, Cancer.

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u/ssill 5d ago

I've felt it was likely 5-FU as well, especially since I would suspect wearing a collared shirt would be unbelievably painful with shingles. 

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u/Hubert_J_Cumberdale 5d ago

I don't think Trump would ever wear a shirt without a collar in public.

The only pics I have ever seen of him without one were sports/team photos taken when he was young.

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u/RSGMercenary 5d ago

Nah, no way this guy's only gotten 5 FUs. I gave him 5 FUs just sitting on my couch reading this...

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u/nascent_aviator 5d ago edited 5d ago

Physician here

Username does not check out.

Edit: to all the people saying "akshully wanna_be_doc could have graduated now," I know. It was a joke. I'm not a wanna be aviator anymore either. :p

not malignant

Five "FU" to the American people indeed.

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u/perrbear 5d ago edited 5d ago

Oncologist here. It could still be a malignant cancer like squamous cell or basal cell. 5-fu can be used to control these cancers and delay definitive surgery or radiation treatment. Trump prbly doesn’t want to go under the knife and have a big scar while he’s still in office right now.

Edit: I should specify that I have NO idea whether he actually has a skin tumor or if he is being treated with topical 5-FU. No doctor can accurately diagnose what’s going on based off this single photo. I was merely responding that topical 5-FU can be used for malignant tumors.

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u/Disastrous-Peak-4296 5d ago

Proctologist here. Looks like an asshole to me.

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u/hobbykitjr 5d ago

My proctologist went to write me a script... He pulled out a rectal thermometer from his pocket:

"Oh great. Some assholes got my pen"

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u/Outrageous_Glove_796 5d ago

Woman here. Proximity to neckgina makes this plausible.

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u/judgeejudger 5d ago

The collective “we” have declared that to be his NUSSY

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u/jeffster1970 5d ago

Mortician here; I believe he'll be visiting me sometime this year. This is how they all look a few months out.

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u/jstbrwsng333 5d ago

Nursing home cat here; yep this checks out, I can smell it on him.

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u/GeneParmesan1000 5d ago

BILLY MAYS HERE; It’s actually a slab of Flex Seal on his neck.

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u/Pawnzilla 5d ago

He was using Oxyclean to fight off Covid.

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u/Practical_Sea_4876 5d ago

Covid here, that tracks. I thought I'd caught something nasty. Thankfully the oxyclean seems to be fighting it off.

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u/twoburgers 5d ago

A good BILLY MAYS HERE gets me every fuckin time

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u/whatthediet 5d ago

Clinical psychologist here. My official diagnosis is massive piece of shit.

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u/ImpossibleCash2569 5d ago

Housekeeper here. I have also made a similar assessment, only it's an asshole with herpes and hemorrhoids.

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u/Hatchytt 5d ago

I'm not saying that a tertiary syphilis infection explains a WHOLE FUCKING BUNCH of things, but I'm not not saying it.

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u/Senior-Reality-25 5d ago

Australian here: irregular, scaly, spreading redness? It’s a completely unscientific reaction but skin cancer was the first thing I thought of.

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u/Ok_Emergency7145 5d ago

Naurstralian here: I think it is skin cancer with a large, nasty fat growth on it.

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u/TheQuantixXx 5d ago

european here: looks like a fat regarded dictator to me

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u/anonymaus42 5d ago

american here: I concur with your diagnosis

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u/Queasy-Story-4070 5d ago

I wish I had an award to give this underrated comment.

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u/Fit_Jelly_9755 5d ago

But the ear looks completely untouched.

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u/DragonflyOnFire 5d ago

Impatient Mortician here. I cordially invite Mr Trump to come pay me a visit.

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u/annjellicle 5d ago

While he is under the knife he has to officially hand the reigns to Vance until he's brought back up from anesthesia. He really seems like the type that wouldn't agree to that, even to save his own life.

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u/rclonecopymove 5d ago

He took a colonoscopy on his first term with no anesthetic for exactly this reason.

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u/Gr00mpa 5d ago

Raw dogged the colo

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u/Low-Republic-4145 5d ago

The anesthetic for a colonoscopy doesn’t last much longer than the procedure. Surely he’d be just as (temporarily) removed from power with a borescope up his arse as with a shot of Propofol?

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u/PussyCyclone 5d ago

Practically speaking you're correct, but it's likely the legality of being sedated & having signed paperwork indicating such. You can't (shouldn't) make decisions for 24hrs and most of the ppwk you're signing indicates that you understand this and won't do it (regardless of whether you intend to comply). I can imagine the can of worms that would open if someone decided to leverage this fact to challenge a decision Trump made post-procedure or convince Vance to do something without Trump's approval.

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u/rclonecopymove 5d ago

By signing that the president would in effect give licence for the VP to claim the presidency in that moment as it would be an admission that they would be unable to carry out the duties. The VP now temp p could then in the course of his official role order seal team 6 to kill the president (as made clear in the SCOTUS ruling) and then you have president couch fiddler. 

Vance I only defiled the furniture not the kids like the last guy!

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u/devilsnj30 5d ago

Ear looks remarkably good too…

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u/Dramatic_Side_856 5d ago

Fake assassination attempt ear?

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u/Affectionate_Pay_391 5d ago

Shhhhhh. Don’t talk about that, or the Epstein files. Talk about his deteriorating skin.

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u/Azagar_Omiras 5d ago

Looks great for being shot. I wasn't aware ears grew back so well.

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u/Callmedrexl 5d ago

Not on humans, but maybe on lizard people?

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u/wanna_be_doc 5d ago

He could likely get an immediate Mohs procedure with the lead surgeon at Walter Reed and a skin graft with Chief of Plastics over a weekend.

Trump is vain, but I don’t think he sit on this if it were invasive. Could affect his aspirations for a third term, after all.

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u/foraging1 5d ago

I think his Surgeon General should be his physician 😆

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u/zenace33 5d ago

If only it was Dr Kevorkian….

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u/pablo8itall 5d ago

He could let RKjr to rub some horse shit on it.

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u/Kim_Jong_Un_PornOnly 5d ago

We all know he doesn't scar. His ear is proof right in this picture. /s

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u/PerfectZeong 5d ago

Account is 8 years old. He could have wanted to be and then did.

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u/Byeuji 5d ago

"I used to want to be a doctor. I am a doctor, but I used to want to, too."

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u/Jackie_chin 5d ago

You son of a Mitch

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u/Dry-Journalist6590 5d ago

Nah he's just a doctor who wants to be a lot of other things like a ski instructor or a massage therapist. He's the wannabe doc

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u/c_jakob 5d ago

Also, a balla and a shotcalla

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u/Dan_H1281 5d ago

Boooo

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u/wildflower_0ne 5d ago

puts champagne back down 😔

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u/jackrabbit323 5d ago

Drinks whole bottle regardless 🥴

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u/cnh25 5d ago

I’m sick of him and Mitch being on their death beds only to hop back out the next day

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u/Dear-Ad-3614 5d ago

They get health care.

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u/SirSaganSexy 5d ago

Not just any healthcare, but the best healthcare, for free, and for the rest of their sad lives.

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u/vangogh330 5d ago

Hey, now, not for free. We're all paying an arm and a leg for it.

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u/InfiniteCalico 5d ago

Meanwhile, I am uninsured.

Life is full of funny things.

Now if only this cough would go away.

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u/Ok_Insect_1794 5d ago

Remember the amazing treatment Trump got when he had Covid? Getting all the best therapies possible while at the same time spreading all sorts of misinformation about the disease

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u/Annual_Afternoon_737 5d ago

Glad to see his ear has grown back after being shot.

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u/themagicdave 5d ago

He has the best ear. The perfect ear. They said he couldn’t grow it back, but he did. All the doctors had tears in their eyes when they saw it. They said no one else can do it. It’s impossible they said. It’s a miracle!

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u/AnyBug1039 5d ago

It's the greatest ear, probably in history. Nobody has ever seen an ear like this.

Obama and Biden's ears were weak and healed very slowly, and were radical, woke, left wing terrorist lunatic ears.

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u/blackngold256 5d ago

Don't you mean "left-eared terrorists"?

Sorry, I'll see myself out lol

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u/Toadcola 5d ago

Many people are saying it.

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u/quiteUnskilled 5d ago

The best people.

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u/Turbulent-Remove-389 5d ago

Substantially great people

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u/eid_shittendai 5d ago

The greatest ear regrower the world has ever seen.

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u/juanskinner 5d ago

Thank you for your attention to this matter

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u/Grand_Pop_7221 5d ago

I feel like I always forget how true to life this meme is until I see him talk on CSPAN for more than 20 seconds.

Someone send grandpa to bed for fucks sake.

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u/TheSauze 5d ago

I read that with a Trump voice and it was hilarious.

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u/Waste-Middle-2357 5d ago

Listen, folks, I know ears, okay? Ears don’t just grow back, that’s what the doctors tell me. That’s what they say! They called me up, in the White House, beautiful house by the way, they called me up, and they said, “Donald, you know ears. You know that they just don’t grow back, you know this, I know this.”

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“That’s what they said, folks. So when they saw my ear grow back, they were amazed. Stunned! Isn’t stunned such a beautiful word? Nobody uses the word ‘stunned’ anymore, folks, that’s the problem today. That’s the problem! We don’t use good old fashioned words. Anyway, my ear’s grown back perfectly! Doctors said they’ve never seen anything like it. They were stunned. They said I had the best ears, the best growing ears. And they said, “Donald, you know ears. You know you have the best ears.” And it’s true! Aren’t those doctors fantastic, folks? Incredible.”

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u/WhatANiceCerealBox11 5d ago

Thank you for your attention to this matter

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u/brakeled 5d ago

Survives an ear being decimated by an assassin who we still have absolutely zero information on but can't seem to overcome syphilis.

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u/SoylentGrunt 5d ago

He cut his ear on the weapon of the agent that tackled him.

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u/Own_Reaction9442 5d ago

Making yourself bleed to "sell" an attack is a classic WWE move, which he would have been aware of.

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u/drawkbox 5d ago

All the merch after proves it was a con by a con.

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u/Koseoglu-2X4B-523P 5d ago

Yeah, I’m not one for conspiracy theories. The earth is round, we landed on the moon and vaccines work. But I am 100% convinced that ear never got shot. That was all staged.

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u/nonsensestuff 5d ago

I came across a video of a young woman last year who had an injury to her ear around the same time that this happened to Trump. She showed that she still had visible scarring on her ear— and she was probably in her 20s, so her body is much quicker to heal.

It makes absolutely no logical sense how his ear looks free of scarring, esp for someone his age and with the conditions we know that he has.

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u/BasketballButt 5d ago

I got bottled during a bar fight around 20 years ago. Still have a visible scar. I’m also not prone to conspiracy thinking but there’s no way he healed that well that quickly.

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u/OreoMoo 5d ago

Yeah but she's probably a liberal because she's in her 20s. And she's a woman. And she's not Donald Trump. So... obviously she's not going to heal very quickly. She doesn't have the right genes. Only Trump can regrow ears like that. No has ever seen anything like it. And they can't see anything like it because they have tears in their eyes looking at those beautiful regrown ears.

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u/Ob1s_dark_side 5d ago

Yeah, the flag being lowered, journos ushered in and letting him up for a fist pump. I'm calling bullshit on that.

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u/Purple_Draft2716 5d ago edited 4d ago

anyone who says he just stood back up in defiance is wrong or rewriting history, there was a pretty big gap and he specifically stopped his security from taking him away to get the photo op, it was absolutely staged.

A smart play from a politics perspective, tho. I can't put into words how much I loathe him and have done so since before even 2016 but the fat pedophile racist fascist fuck knows how to exploit a moment

edit: hahaha I love that my first reddit awards are for a post where I call Trump names, hell yeah

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u/Old_Note_5730 5d ago

Yeah at best he knew he was completely fine in the moment. At worst it was completely staged.

The fact that he was able to think to do that in the moment after being shot at is incredibly impressive, especially for a man who usually struggles to string a coherent sentence together.

And personally, I wouldn't shove my security so that I could stay on stage and fist pump if I was literally just being shot at seconds ago. It takes a lot of balls to be that cool calm and collected when another bullet might come at you any second.

I'm not usually a conspiracy theorist either, but this one has reeked of bullshit to me since it happened.

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u/SRT102 5d ago

Especially because he's not exactly known for his bravery or physical ability. For him to stand up and shake his fist in the midst of an active shooter situation is out of character.

NB this doesn't mean I'm convinced it was staged - I'm still on the fence on that, even though I admit there are huge gaps in the official narrative.

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u/kaitlyn_does_art 5d ago

So I used to have an industrial piercing and it migrated out of the side of my ear (literally pulled it out of my ear on accident lol). It’s been 15 years and I still have a visible notch/scar in the cartilage of my ear.

Do with that information what you will.

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u/nightmaresabin 5d ago

My dad is 78 and even the tiniest cut or bruise he gets seems to take forever to heal.

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u/ElizabethTheFourth 5d ago edited 5d ago

I'm a healthy woman who busted up my ear when I was 29. Scratches on the ear surface, tear in the helix. It took 3 weeks for me to take off the bandage, and it looked absolutely awful when I did, all red and purple. It took months to stop oozing because it would open up again randomly. I had very visible scars for at least a year, bright purple, and slightly visible scars for 4 more years.

Can't imagine how long it would take septuagenarians to heal.

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u/MalFido 5d ago

That's just a symptom of white blood cells trying to expell the abhorrent evil from his body.

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u/ReverendBread2 5d ago

Aren’t those the only blood cells that he does want?

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u/SpeshellED 5d ago

Oh Oh ...His clot shifted.

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u/brezhnervouz 5d ago

Go, little clot! We believe in you! 💪🙏lol

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u/JulieWriter 5d ago

I hope he's miserable. In fact, I really hope it both itches and hurts.

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u/donpianta 5d ago

When it happens it's not going to immediately solve all of the issues we're seeing in America... but it'll make so many people happy and hopeful again, even if just for a day.

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u/sebrebc 5d ago

It will create a power vacuum inside the administration. Trump is easily manipulated because he thinks he's the smartest person in the room and has an ego the size of Jupiter. Vance is just a manipulator and liar, he'll say anything he can to make friends. 

People want to be on Trump's good side, Vance wants to be on everybody's good side. That's going to create a lot of problems within maga. 

They will be so busy trying to figure out who's really in charge that they will lose control as a collective. 

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u/Retired_ho 5d ago

Three is also the issue of only 40% of republicans like JD Vance. There’s no clear person to really rally behind after he is gone.

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u/True-Firefighter-796 5d ago

The problem with Trump was his voting base manically loved him. His threats to primary a one opposed actually had some teeth. I don’t think Vance can carry the same control.

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u/Efficient_Moose_1494 5d ago

A lot of the maga people I’ve met actually hate Vance so much, it’s pretty funny actually. I sometimes wonder if Trump picked him because he didn’t want anyone with any form of charisma capable of building their image next to him.

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u/caligaris_cabinet 5d ago

He wanted a “yes” man seeing as Pence didn’t do his bidding on January 6th.

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u/PartyPorpoise 5d ago

Yeah, Vance is a spineless little bitch who will do anything and put up with anything if it benefits him. Trump could punch Vance’s wife in the face and Vance would be all like “great punch, sir! Perfect force and accuracy! Look at how hard she’s crying!”.

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u/onelym 5d ago

"And she didn't even say 'Thank you.'"

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u/GNOIZ1C 5d ago

What, you don't think he could guilt them into submission with a "Did you even say 'thank you'?"

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u/TheCatDeedEet 5d ago

Vance also has the charisma of used toilet paper.

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u/elpajaroquemamais 5d ago

Hey used toilet paper can at least grow crops

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u/PrincessNakeyDance 5d ago

Yeah. MAGA is a cult of personality. Without a Trump it will fracture and become an awful mess. Hopefully to the benefit of the country and the world.

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u/SordidOrchid 5d ago

The power comes from his cult of personality. When he dies so does most of his power bc it can’t be harnessed without him alive and actively setting the narratives his supporters are so emotionally invested in.

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u/Reraver 5d ago

And as much as I dislike Trump, he truly has the power of not giving a shit which so many people love, whilst Vance 0% of that aura. Even as a pessimist, I sincerely disagree with people who say "Vance would be just as bad". Vance would not be taken seriously

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u/NeuralHavoc 5d ago

Also, I feel like people are not considering the level of chaos that will ensue. Remember how angry the right got when they thought people were celebrating CK’s death? Now imagine how enraged they will be when thousands of people are celebrating in the streets, social media will explode with request for a national holiday and people throwing themed parties for the funeral to celebrate it. The right is going to go nuclear.

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u/OpheliaRainGalaxy 5d ago

But like, when are they not? Going nuclear over and over is what those folks do. As far as I can tell, deliberately winding themselves up into a state of near postal rage and exploding on other people is their favorite hobby.

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u/NeuralHavoc 5d ago

Yeah I agree, it’s going to be through the roof levels. Think there will be no way of denying they are actually a vast minority in the US after they witness the mass celebrations lol

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u/OpheliaRainGalaxy 5d ago

Oh totally, especially with the way No Kings keeps breaking their brains.

Every ninny I was still in contact with because I was trying to pull their fool heads outa their bums, they all went postal and burned the friendship after I kept making it to the protests anytime I could, followed by babbling at length with excitement about all the old folks and kids in strollers and dogs I'd seen, the contents of speeches I heard, and how everybody there was smiling at each other.

Like the only other time I've talked with that much excitement was after coming back from seeing NYC for the first time! Just saw so many amazing things and gotta tell someone about it all!

Hard to call me a paid protester to my face while knowing how poor I am. Or deny now many people showed up when I keep going on with descriptions of how packed it was. I keep describing it as like a music festival, that I gotta be careful to stay at the edges because I panic when I get too close to the middle, just a flood of humans in all directions as far as I can see.

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u/jerryondrums 5d ago

Wow. All I can say is: FUCK ‘EM

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u/ToolMeister 5d ago

I'm not even American but will pop a bottle the day nature takes its course 

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u/brezhnervouz 5d ago

This is also going to be global I can assure you, as a non-American lol

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u/adamdoesmusic 5d ago

I bought these last year, they’ve been sitting in my cabinet just waiting to be paired with the champagne chilling in the fridge.

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u/nursebad 5d ago

Im going to eat BBQ and drink pina coladas.

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u/Capital_Sink6645 5d ago

Is that the ear that got shot?

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u/Dear_Mycologist_1696 5d ago

“Got shot”

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u/SoRaffy 5d ago

Considering his personality and the stuff he WILL talk about, the fact he never mentions it is ... odd

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u/JSTootell 5d ago

He hasn't shut up about all the "wars he has ended" but totally not interested in reminding us that he was nearly assassinated.

Very, very weird. 

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u/NotRustyShackleford_ 5d ago

I have $5 on syphilis!

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u/watevrits2009 5d ago

My money is on bacterial vaginitis.

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u/nubianxess 5d ago

My thought exactly. Goes hand in hand with everything else

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u/StlCyclone 5d ago

Shingles. Probably shoulda got the vaccine.

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u/AbandonChip 5d ago

My special bottle of tequila is waiting.

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u/DragonfruitOk3972 5d ago

I’m going to get absolutely blackout drunk so I can wake up to the news again the next day as if it were the first time

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u/VonGrippyGreen 5d ago

I hope you don't mind, but I am stealing this idea. You're a genius, and I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter.

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u/Immediate_Theory8210 5d ago

my special bottle of champagne is waiting, its a celebration after all.

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u/piperonyl 5d ago

I have a bottle in the fridge from the last close call when he disappeared for 2 weeks.

BTW that was probably from a stroke.

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u/joeysflipphone 5d ago

Same. I sent my husband out that Saturday morning to pick up a bottle of champagne. We absolutely never drink because of my medicine and family history. And him because of his hemochromatosis and family history. But 100% we're gonna break our abstinence for that special occasion. At least one drink and cheers.

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u/CospeFogo666 5d ago

I'm not hoping for his death, but rather that he be arrested and held accountable for the crimes he committed.

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u/bibliophile222 5d ago

I'd prefer that as well if the legal system were actually still functioning, but at this point, he could literally shoot someone in the face on live TV and they still wouldn't arrest him. At this point, his death is the only thing that can collapse the cult.

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u/Not_My_Reddit_ID 5d ago

He'll never be arrested. Not only has SCOTUS given him virtual immunity without adjudicating whether every single illegal act was done as part of his "official duties" (paraphrasing, I'd have to look it up), but he wouldn't live long enough for any of it to run it"s course through rulings and appeals if you did. 

The people who enabled him and actual carried out his edicts don't have that same immunity though. 

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u/JuniperJupiter4 5d ago

It looks like shingles to me. So one of those things.

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u/MooPig48 5d ago

Shingles is so painful even manly men can’t tolerate it

There’s no way we would see this man baby in public until it cleared up

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u/Feisty_History9395 5d ago

Man, I hope its herpes

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u/Whobghilee 5d ago

It is close to his neckgina, so makes sense

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u/SoCoGrowBro 5d ago

Or some syphilis with a splash of super aids

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u/inconsistentsavant 5d ago

Looks like shingles. He has been pretty much out of the spotlight lately

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u/montalaskan 5d ago

Unsurprisingly, shingles has a vaccine and RFK Jr probably told him not to get it.

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u/one_pound_of_flesh 5d ago

Prescribe him 20 minutes in the hot tub with a warm glass of raw milk. That should do the trick.

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u/blueindsm 5d ago

Maybe some blow off a toilet seat too.

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u/Ted_E_Bear 5d ago

No, no, they all get the vaccines. They just don't want us to get the vaccines.

If there's something to divide us, they will exploit it, and this is one of those things.

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u/-dakpluto- 5d ago

Remember Trump was very pro-Covid vaccine...until his followers decided it was an evil Bill Gates plot to microchip us all, at which point he suddenly became very non-committal on it. (The only positive I'll give him on this, and it's a super small one, is that at least he didn't outright decry the vaccine as a hoax. He just went the "get it or don't get it, your choice" route.)

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u/JSTootell 5d ago

donald has been open about getting all of his vaccines. Yet somehow his cult still fights that culture war.

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u/NumberVsAmount 5d ago

Terry Bradshaw: 1 RFKJR: 0

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u/dt_failz 5d ago

Nah they are all vaccinated, they just spread the lies to fear monger and rile up their uneducated supporters.

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u/EveryRedditorSucks 5d ago

He has been pretty much out of the spotlight lately

lol what are you talking about? He has been making major public/television appearances basically every day since the SOTU - which was, itself, a 2+ hour public speaking event.

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u/fasttrackxf 5d ago

Oooh, shingles are painful and can last awhile. GOOD.

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u/GolfballDM 5d ago

I would say, "poor virus", but I've had shingles, before I was eligible for the vax. It sucked donkey dick.

They can have each other.

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u/TumbleweedFabulous36 5d ago

He is decaying in front of us. Cellulitis

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u/wjfox2009 5d ago

But he's the healthiest president ever! Doctors have never seen anyone so healthy!

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u/Scared_Cricket3265 5d ago

Except when he was up for the Vietnam draft as a young man, back then he was very poorly.

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u/Glitterhidesallsins 5d ago

Nah, if it was there he’d be dead already. My money is on shingles, and no one on earth deserves it more than him.

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u/Pencil-Sketches 5d ago

I hope it’s shingles so he is in agony

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u/nursebad 5d ago

The older you are the more painful it is and that pain can last for months.

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u/woohooguy 5d ago

Pump someone full of enough blood thinners to move big mac sauce through veins and it tends to start coming out other areas.

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