r/mildlyinfuriating • u/[deleted] • 5d ago
My dad's computer mouse after five months of use...
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u/baseballbear 5d ago
is your dad a mud demon
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u/FScrotFitzgerald 5d ago
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u/FairChampionship8625 5d ago
That's his attractive older cousin.
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u/Impressive-Sun3742 5d ago
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u/DSZDBA11 5d ago
What a terrible day to have eyes
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u/earfeater13 5d ago
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u/Satashinator 5d ago
Why is this a gif and not just a regular image. Why does it play like a video? Excuse my ignorance
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u/Allokit 5d ago
I have so many things planned for this gif. Why have I never seen it before?
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u/KookyManagement8762 5d ago
I…. Can’t breathe. I’ve can’t stop laughing. I’m in tears
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u/lurkingimposter 5d ago
Breathe my brother or sister, breathe!! We can't let a good one die tonight
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u/GentlemanFaux 5d ago
I tried to stump Akinator with The Great Mighty Poo and he got it first fucking try.
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u/biffNicholson 5d ago
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u/According_Big_5638 5d ago
That's fucking nasty
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u/Prosecco1234 5d ago
Wonder what brand of moisturizer he's using
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u/DC10555 5d ago
KY
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u/VishfulTinking 5d ago edited 4d ago
Or if he ever washes his hands?? 🤢
Edited to add: Thanks for the award, kind person of Reddit!
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u/eggsovertlyeasy 5d ago
There’s no way he does
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u/Telemere125 5d ago
Maybe he washes in the toilet after he uses it but before he flushes.
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u/NatureStoof 5d ago
If you have more things to contribute that are similar to this, please don't 🙏
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u/Key_Cellist_5937 5d ago
I feel like OP is leaving out key details . The dad is probably a mechanic or works in a trade that gets his hands dirty and he uses the computer on the job
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u/el_kabarto 5d ago
I work in the weed industry and the trimmers scissors look like this. Some people call it finger hash. Who's gonna smoke some?!?! lol
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u/Beavshak 5d ago
We use latex gloves. Someone will roll up all that residue off of the used gloves at the end of the day. And that someone is me.
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u/Deaffin 5d ago
Please remember to fully inform people of this if you ever find yourself sharing a particularly bountiful harvest of finger hash with a friend. Latex allergies, yo.
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u/PiccoloAwkward465 4d ago
You're smoking glove resin, you know what you signed up for.
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u/Deaffin 4d ago
You gotta know it's glove resin in the first place, though. Any well-seasoned pot head is just going to assume that's some genuine finger hash straight from a greasy slab of human flesh just like the lord intended.
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u/green_gold_purple 5d ago
What’s a few thousand dead skin cells between friends?
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u/enzideout 5d ago
This seems plausible. The company I work for has a few mechanic shops for maintaining their diesel tractors and occasional company cars. The mice and keyboards end up with buildup like this on them if they don't have a protective cover on them. The also end up with powdered metal all over the place. The PCs and monitors themselves are in containment units to prevent the PC from sucking everything up and shorting out/catching fire.
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u/DeadGuyInRoom4 5d ago
I’m hiding this, just so you know. It’s that bad.
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u/auschemguy 5d ago
What's not to like about mouse smegma?
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u/SatiesUmbrellaCloset oh no 5d ago
did you know that all your hidden posts are easily accessible from a single tab on your Reddit profile, at least on desktop
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u/DeadGuyInRoom4 5d ago
I’m just hiding it from my feed so I don’t have to see it.
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u/Ok_Breakfast5425 5d ago
Hiding it so you don't have to see it, but you can choose to see it...
It's ok, I won't kink shame
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u/ruleuno 5d ago
So you're saying hidden posts are as easily accessible as saved posts, right? What a strange fate that the things we want to see the least be just as many clicks away as the things we plan to see again?!
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u/freelancespy87 4d ago
You can use hidden, saved, and even up and downvotes as ways to categorize different kinds of posts you may want to revisit.
Don't use this to sin.
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u/Randomly-Germinated 5d ago
nothing quite like actively curating the actual worst shit you encounter on the internet to accidentally revisit a year or two later, all in one horrific place.
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u/ballsymcsackface 5d ago
It's like throwing your garbage down a hole, and then falling into said hole
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u/evan-the-dude RED 5d ago
thanks 😌
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u/Entire-Signal-3512 5d ago
This was actually really uplifting after seeing this post. Thanks lol
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u/Librae25 5d ago
Is that yesterday’s sunset in Arizona?
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u/inter-rupted 5d ago
is your dad made out of grease?
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u/Bathykolpian_Thundah 5d ago
Pizza the hut?!?!
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u/MentallyLatent 5d ago
1 MILLION SPACEBUCKS?!?!?
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u/SuckThisRedditAdmins 5d ago
Unfair to payor but not to payee. But you're gonna pay it, or else!
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u/McDontCare 5d ago
I use my pc every day, didn't clean my mouse for five YEARS and it had a tenth of the grine at most.
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u/BenignPharmacology 5d ago
At the peak of my depression spiral, I only left the house for alcohol, tobacco, weed, and sometimes food, but mostly delivered. I would play games, drink literally anything, chain smoke, and play video games from when I woke up til I passed out again. There were periods I completely abandoned the day/night cycle and just slept when I got drunk enough to pass out, usually with a bag of chips and a half drank beer on my bed, then woke up to repeat. I wouldn’t shower for days because why bother.
My gaming mouse, that was seeing 18+ hours of use a day, as well as constant smoke, spilled booze, and every greasy food you can imagine, never once looked this bad.
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u/E-2theRescue 5d ago
Literally the same. Only ever got gunk in the padding and joints, nothing ever close to this.
Even my keyboards were clean on the caps. Under..... not so much.
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u/realxshit 5d ago
I think it comes down to people not washing their hands. Most of us probably don’t go around with muck and grime on our hands all day. But some people just don’t wash their hands for some reason
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u/E-2theRescue 5d ago
...I didn't wash my hands, lol.
Turns out OP's dad is a pot smoker, and that totally makes sense. My buddy and I ran a computer repair side business for a short time, and a lot of his friends were pot smokers. I cleaned a lot of computers crammed full of thick pot resin from the smoke. It was horrible. That tannish brown was caked on everything inside.
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u/Chronicle1708 4d ago
How does that happen? I'm a daily pot smoker and I don't have thick tar/resin anywhere on my devices I use daily 🤢 are they blowing smoke directly into their PC?
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u/Shotgun5250 4d ago
Yeah it always makes me wonder how this happens, I’m the same way and all my shit is clean. I’m overly aware of it because of all the horror stories you read online, so I’m always checking. I’m sure if you just let the dust build up and cake with stuff it could get bad, but even after 5 years mine wasn’t bad enough you couldn’t just vacuum it out and dust it off.
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u/RandomUser135789 5d ago
Real talk for a second, I hope things are going better for you, and if they are I'm happy to hear. Getting out of that shit can possibly be one of the hardest things life can throw at you. Take credit for yourself if you did.
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u/BenignPharmacology 4d ago
Things are going better, thanks. I quit drinking and smoking, I have a dog, a couple cats, and a partner who cares about me. Things aren’t always easy, but I guess they aren’t supposed to be. I just started exercising recently, and while I still absolutely goblin out over video games pretty often, I’m taking time to keep my life on track and take care of myself and the people around me.
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u/MoonOut_StarsInvite 4d ago
Glad to hear things are going better for you 💕 3.5 yr sober from alcohol here. ✌️ Congrats and keep plugging away
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u/jstar_2021 5d ago
Right? This dude is a hog farmer or something.
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u/SatiesUmbrellaCloset oh no 5d ago
this does not spark joy
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u/Miles_Everhart 5d ago
Does he roll blunts
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u/FairChampionship8625 5d ago
No, but he breaks up bud by hand cause he uses a bowl... he doesn't wash his hands afterwards
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u/Miles_Everhart 5d ago
That’s resin. He has hash hands.
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u/FairChampionship8625 5d ago
That makes total sense. Never would've guessed this myself.
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u/FewHorror1019 5d ago
You can smoke that stuff on his mouse
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u/FairChampionship8625 5d ago
I like how you guys see this and think "yep, this looks appetizing rolled up in a blunt". Like bro wut? 💀💀
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u/No_Session6015 5d ago
Market it as artisanal hash resin crafted and tested locally at the farmers market, call it Daddy's Milk. Charge HUUUUGE for it. Bouchie hipsters would totes buy it.
$40 CAD per gram
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u/FueledbyZyn 5d ago
Broooo I was literally thinking "soooo that means technically you can scrape that shit off and smoke it??" NOT THAT I WOULD 😂
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u/datnetcoder 5d ago
Bro the fucking whiplash. From “nasty mf” to “I’m lighting up my computer mouse, you tryna roll?”
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u/Ludwig_Vista2 5d ago
How big are these bowls?
That much resin, he's gotta be packing a Superbowl halftime show every 3 hours.
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u/drallafi 5d ago
What (and I cannot emphasize this enough) the fuck?
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u/lilsnatchsniffz 5d ago
Turns out OP's dad is a super lazy stoner that tears up the buds with his fingers and then just goes about touching everything with the oil still all over his fingers. The real question is how much THC was OP exposed to as a minor due to this poor hygiene pothead.
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u/fireKido 5d ago
Realistically, basically no thc, or no biological active amounts… for it to actually be effective it would need to be either burned or cooked above a certain temperature, raw THC (THCA) is not psychoactive
The only way he could get any meaningful amount (and still not nearly enough to do any damage) is if his kids start chewing on his mouse…..
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u/Simplehoaxes 5d ago
Some people have sweat that melts plastic Adam Savage from Mythbusters couldn’t touch latex props with his bare hands because it would melt.
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u/zorphiel 5d ago
I don't think that's what's happening here. If you zoom in, the mouse plastic looks fine. It's just caked on layers of dirt and grime.
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u/PhotoFenix 5d ago
And lube
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u/IdiotSavant86 5d ago
Definitely a thriving biological ecosystem as well. Sperm, bacteria, mold and yeast have reproduced into a completely new "super species" that's slowly taking over the mouse.
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u/Bubbasdahname 5d ago
That's enough reddit for today
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u/FastStill7962 5d ago edited 4d ago
No wait, take me with you
Edit : What is this madness I woke up to? 🤣🤣
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u/Confident_Resort_447 5d ago
Don't leave me either!
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u/RaidensReturn 5d ago
Only a matter of time before the mouse becomes self aware and begins to proliferate.
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u/ModBell 5d ago
Jesus you're right. Zoomed in and it's literally just his filthy filthy hands.
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u/Ffsletmesignin 5d ago
Omg I thought it was damage or something from him gripping way too tight, that’s fucking nasty.
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u/Additional-Life4885 5d ago
Yeah, we have Surface Pros at work and the keys wear away for some people. Nothing that can be done for them but I know at least one person that's really conscious about it. I've told them that it's natural but doesn't ease their mind at all.
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u/SyncingShips 5d ago
My Dad had this issue. His computer keyboards always had missing letters. Apparently when he was in a band when he was younger, he was midway thorough a set and his sweat dislodged the painted fret markers on his guitar, and they were just sliding everywhere. He had to improvise a bit.
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u/cumonherbackithink 5d ago
I have a feeling you worded this a tad wrong, at least I hope. I have spent far too much time wondering how a dislodged fret marker that was painted onto a guitar could start sliding around.
Or maybe I’m higher than I thought. Either way your comment definitely made me put in some thinking time, so thanks for that haha
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u/Nishnig_Jones 5d ago
I have a peripheral keyboard that - after several years - has depressions and grooves worn into the the WASD keys from my fingertips and fingernails.
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u/Salami_sub 5d ago
Same with mine and the P O R N H U B keys
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u/ishpatoon1982 5d ago
What a super weird pattern. Can anyone decipher why those specific keys would be worn down?
I feel like there has to be a reason, but there are so many mathematical combinations I don't know where to start.
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u/Plantchic 5d ago
You know what to get him for Father's Day!
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u/FairChampionship8625 5d ago
Negative. It will just look like exhibit A within a matter of time.
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u/Weak_Feed_8291 5d ago
You said he refuses to clean it because "it will just get dirty again" but you basically have the same mentality
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u/kereso83 5d ago
I'd be tempted to clean it for him, but then I'd think about what he's also touching that's making it that bad.
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u/Gameperson700 5d ago
Gloves girl. Gloves!
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u/Grub-lord 5d ago
OP, IF YOU'RE READING THIS, PLEASE MAKE MORE POSTS OF THINGS YOUR DAD TOUCHES
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u/Genesee_Hops 5d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/lrvtZSrLOznrO
That's weed resin maaan
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u/northpaul 5d ago edited 4d ago
chip off a piece of the filth and have it tested. I would love to know what kind of bacteria we are dealing with before it spreads and infects us all






































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u/Notdone_JoshDun PURPLE 5d ago
Does your dad ever wash his hands???