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u/HighISO 5d ago

Owen Wilson “Behind Enemy Lines” would have been like “Hey Mannnn… American here! Good ol’ fashion USA, nothing to worry about”

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u/rmacthafact 5d ago

loved that movie lol

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u/Hungry-Mycologist576 5d ago

It somehow became iconic..maybe it's just Owen and his charm 😎

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u/KnownAsAnother 5d ago

It's all Sasha let's be real.

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u/Capsfan22 5d ago

THIS IS WHY THEY KILLED STACKHOUSE!

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u/greaterwhiterwookiee 5d ago

(Pulls ejector seat cord) “Wooooow.”

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u/Le-Charles07 5d ago

Now I need a clip of Owen Wilson saying "As-salamu alaykum".

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u/Cognac_Clinton 5d ago

"Oscar meyer bacon" to you too my brother.

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u/Pristine_Poem7623 5d ago

Reminds me of Czesław Tarkowski, a Polish pilot during the Battle of Britain

He got shot down and bailed out over England, and wound up hanging from a tree by his parachute. The local Home Guard arrived, and seemed inclined to shoot him, thinking he was a German, because he spoke very little English. He responded with one of the few phrases he knew well: "fuck off!"

At this, the Home Guard brightened "it's all right lads, he's one of ours!"

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u/United-Contact-1151 4d ago

In my experience, the one English phrase everyone knows around the world, whether in South America or Russia, is “fuck you!”  There was even a bird in Pakistan that squawked it. 

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u/FunkyChewbacca 4d ago

One of my favorite shows is Dark, a German show about time travel and every once in awhile a character says "fuck!". The word seems to be universal, LOL.

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u/Commercial-Fig3142 4d ago

"FUCK YOU! FUUUCCCKK YOOOOUU!!! 😃

Bang.

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u/apple_kicks 4d ago

This is also why try to have laws in war about not killing people who surrender or are prisoners of war. Goes both ways

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u/CroGamer002 4d ago

Yeah but Home Guard was really poorly disciplined during Battle of Britain, they weren't much more than deputised mob in large parts. It was emergency measure and it took a while to train and equip Home Guard into basic functional units.

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u/Kooky_Donkey_166 5d ago

The vibe flips to "Oh ok, clean up after you're done here friend."

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u/trowzerss 5d ago

They seem kind of disappointed they didn't get to beat the shit out of someone.

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u/spinrut 5d ago

mob mentality was at work here. all those vehicles slowly coming in for some massive beat down only for them to all turn away in disappointment lol (especially the guy the board/stick whatever thing)

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u/chenga8 5d ago

Ahh! He's got a board with a nail in it!

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u/htx2025east 4d ago

The Simpsons predict everything!

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u/Trashbitex 5d ago

Pilot got lucky that group wasn’t bigger before they realised he’s American.

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u/Gnome_Father 5d ago edited 5d ago

Seems misguided to try and mob a pilot who just crashed with only a pipe.

Pretty much every nation give some form of survival rifle or pistol to their pilots for exactly this event.

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u/Alt4816 5d ago edited 5d ago

Pretty much every nation give some form of survival rifle or pistol to their pilots for exactly this event.

I wouldn't say for exactly this event. In this event of quickly being surrounded by a growing mob an enemy pilot's only chance would be to surrender and hope to be left alive to be taken prisoner. A gun doesn't have unlimited ammo and once a pilot shots one person it becomes lot less likely for them to be taken alive.

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u/KodokushiGirl 5d ago

They were a LOT nicer to the girl 😂

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u/OldTimeyWizard 5d ago

Apart from obviously being American because she’s a woman pilot, I think it also helped that one of the men that found her spoke perfect English. This guys’ experience seems a bit more hostile because there’s an initial language barrier to work with.

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u/EternalNewCarSmell 4d ago

The nice thing is that the word for "American" in Arabic is essentially just the same word with an Arabic accent. You can see that as soon as he says "I'm American" they get the idea instantly. 

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u/IPerduMyUsername 4d ago

With the amount of vehicles and people there and how close they are at this point I'm gonna guess he's attempted saying he's American before it got to this..

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u/lostdude1 5d ago

They knew instantly she was not from Iran, as they won't let a woman be a pilot!

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u/RedDemocracy 5d ago

I think there is one on his shoulder, you can see the pilot point to something on his shoulder as he says “American,” around the 22 second mark.

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u/Level_Turnover5167 5d ago

Took him long enough to do it lol

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u/Tycho66 5d ago

He just ejected from a fighter jet... maybe he's not all there just yet?

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u/Percolator2020 5d ago

Still keeps pretty cool after being shot down, ejected, hard landing and almost being lynched.

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u/Voodoo1970 5d ago

Excitable people rarely have what it takes to be an F-15 pilot

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u/Iuslez 5d ago

I guess those 20 seconds were to try to figure out who they were siding with.

Pointing at your flag and saying "American " to guys running for Iran would be pretty stupid.

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u/I_Call_Bullshit_____ 5d ago edited 4d ago

Do you have any idea of the forces applied to the human body when ejecting from a supersonic jet?

It’s not pretty

Edit: Fighter pilot ejections commonly cause severe injuries due to extreme acceleration (14–20+ Gs) and wind blast, with spinal compression fractures (20–30% of survivors), neck injuries, and broken ribs being the most frequent. Other common injuries include extremity fractures (arms/legs) from flailing in the wind, soft tissue trauma, and, in rare cases, parachute landing injuries.

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u/GikeM 5d ago

Did it entirely wrong, current US guidelines on diplomacy state that he should have kept interrupting them asking them if they have even said thank you even once.

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u/Illustrious_Flan_629 5d ago

But what happens when it’s an enemy you would rather not immediately know “I’m American”

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u/TwentyfootAngels 5d ago

I keep hearing about this, but I have no idea what anyone's talking about. Is there a second video?

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u/Fluffy_Policy_4787 5d ago

Is she 4 feet tall or is that just the camera lens making it look like that?

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u/Deck_of_Cards_04 5d ago

Probably a bit of both.

But jet pilots tend to be smaller anyways. Thy have restrictions on how big pilots can be. Tall people can’t really be fighter pilots

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u/SopaDeKaiba 5d ago

I believe this to be true, because my humongous friend who got a commission was disgruntled to hear he had to be a transport pilot. If I recall correctly, he said his size automatically disqualified him from a fighter. I never knew if he was trying to save face but it sounded right.

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u/BoringPhilosopher1 5d ago

Yeah this is true, I’m 6ft 1 and not a fighter pilot.

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u/GhettoFreshness 5d ago

She does seem short but he’s also uphill from her and have no idea of his height. Also being small would probably be an advantage, I got to sit in the cockpit of an f14 (I think) and I’m not a very big dude and that shit was not a comfortable space even for me.

My 6ft 2 BiL couldn’t even fit in the seat

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u/RijnBrugge 5d ago

Taller people also don’t handle the strong g forces as well as shorter people do. They’ll just pass out

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u/invicerato 5d ago

Yes.

The man says "Are you OK? You are safe now. Thanks for helping us."

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u/MourningWallaby 4d ago

My favorite part is when she says that she's okay. and the guy, having just watched her aircraft crash and her eject says: "Really?"

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u/415erOnReddit 5d ago

That’s a much-happier video.

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 5d ago

I don't think anything about this situation is happy

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u/High-Steak 5d ago

No woman , no fly….no woman no fly

source; Bob Marley

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u/notam161126 5d ago

One hell of a accidental one too considering they shot down 3 F-15’s

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u/Dewdrop06 5d ago

cross-eyed

Well they intentionally got 3 so I'd say it's some sharp shooting... I assume only after the 3rd, were they told it's the US.

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u/Sparrowtalker 5d ago

What did Kegs death say ? “ no more rules to war ! “

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u/Regulus242 5d ago

Something something "maximum lethality, not tepid legality"

May or may not be an actual quote.

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u/Space_Pirate_R 5d ago

"Lethalitymaxxing."

That's an actual quote.

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u/Regulus242 5d ago

This admin was pulled straight from an asylum.

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u/roseredhoofbeats 5d ago

Every family member I've ever had that served in the military going back to THE CIVIL WAR just VIOLENTLY started rolling in their fucking graves!!!

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u/Roger_Cockfoster 5d ago

He said "no more rules of engagement." You know, rules of engagement, the thing that literally stops you from shooting your allies.

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u/anon-mally 5d ago

Rules for thee not for hee hee

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u/SwvmpThing 5d ago

Wtf am i looking at

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u/Roger_Cockfoster 5d ago

Seems pretty obvious. It's Michael Jackman.

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u/SwvmpThing 5d ago

I guess what I really meant is, “why?”

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u/Kepler1609a 5d ago

😂 is that Wolverine Michael Jackson

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u/dovahkin2 5d ago

Pretty sure this is the DOD's fault too. Friendly fire on an aircraft is pretty much impossible...as long air defense knows you are supposed to be there

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u/Icy_Magician_9372 5d ago

Exactly the reference I was looking for

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u/IAmA_meat_popsicle 5d ago

I knew it! I'm surrounded by assholes.

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u/TurkeyBLTSandwich 5d ago

Unfortunately Patriot batteries have taken down friendly aircraft before like a RAF Tornado and F-18 Hornet. So this isn't the first time air defenses misidentified friendly aircraft.....

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u/GhostofBeowulf 5d ago

How often do they get 3 in one day?

And this is an operational error, not an "oopsie we shot the wrong thing." Because they didn't communicate with their allies and do shit the correct way, Kuwait thought they were

Iranian drones and used missiles. So no it is absolutely not the same.

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u/The-Copilot 5d ago

This war probably has more electronic warfare happening than any other war the US (or Kuwait) have ever fought in. The only thing comparable would be the Ukraine war.

Iran was flying SU-24s over the Persian Gulf around the same time, Qatar had shot down two of them. Iran was also flying MiG-29s but those have mostly been around Tehran to my knowledge.

Iran still has aircraft, the US and Israel have been focusing on wiping out the command structure, destroying AA/drone/missile launchers and stopping Iran from mining the strait of Hormuz.

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u/ShutNoShutYoMouf404 5d ago edited 5d ago

Right? It's almost like... there wasn't appropriate coordination between our countries. If the Iran strike would have gone through appropriate channels and joint task force commanders in Kuwait... instead of coordinating through the bropartment of war, maybe we wouldn't have just shit the bed with three of our F-15s launching while Kuwait is murdering anything in the sky that's moving and has a heat signature.

Shit is whack and I'm glad our pilots are ok.

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u/SwingingtotheBeat 5d ago

They probably just forgot to add the Kuwaiti Command to the Signal group chat.

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u/dazzleunexpired 5d ago

What's absolutely insane is that the auto targeting system should have registered a friendly f-15 as a friendly f-15. It's our own fucking system, they use patriots or MBDA's spada.. . Was the US not properly transponding? Something is weird.

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u/Low_Astronomer_6669 5d ago

I think it's likely that Kegsbreath didn't ensure our allies were properly briefed. Dude is clearly out of his element. 

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u/dazzleunexpired 5d ago edited 5d ago

The IFF system should have recognized the US f-15 if the transponder was on. I suspect the transponder was also off on top of no briefing. With the transponder being off, iff automatically targets the item as an unknown item in the defense zone, that's a high level target...it's gonna shoot it unless it's told not to (with coordination).

Eta: iff is identify friend or foe system. It uses a combination of transponders, radar information, and other proprietary information to identify whether an item is a friend or a foe. Turning a transponder off on a fighter is going to result in a foe identification by our iff systems. It's happened before.

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u/The-Copilot 5d ago

With the amount of EW happening there, I'd imagine the identification would get iffy.

It would seem more likely than 3 F-15s having a malfunction or the pilots making a mistake. Powerful EW in one area where these three jets were would make more sense.

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u/dazzleunexpired 5d ago

Flying a growler into somebody else's territory without communication is astronomically fucking stupid though, let me just say. That's exactly how you get shot down. 100% asking to be shot down

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u/Lazy_Weight69 5d ago

Yeah, I’m now using “Bropartment of war”thanks for that!

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u/DeRpY_CUCUMBER 5d ago

There is a Saudi minister who has said that the Americans basically abandoned their gulf allies, took all their air defense, and are only focusing on protecting Israel.

It makes sense that there isn't much coordination, and that American jets are being shot down when the arabs are panic firing on everything.

Really shitty of the Americans if you ask me.

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u/Sad_Marionberry1184 5d ago

Yah - meanwhile how much are each one of those things?

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u/Johnny_Loot 5d ago

Just under a hundred mil each. Don't worry tho, American taxes will cover this lil oopsie.

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u/SteelCode 5d ago

As the MIC intended; replacing old workhorses with new more expensive planes and their more expensive maintenance!

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u/mrellz 5d ago

Someone, somewhere explained that this happened during a period where Iran was launching missiles and drones towards Kuwait and the 3 US F-15s happened to be in the air at the same time. Kuwait just shot everything down that they could.

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u/Bowel_Rupture 5d ago

This is what I heard as well (about the drones)

A small additional piece of information that I heard was that the F15s slowed down quite a bit to intercept the drones, and due to their massively reduced airspeed, looked like drones to the anti-air missiles.

From what I understand, due to the incorporation of drones in war, one of the main ways that radar and anti-air can focus in on drones specifically is by focusing on lower speed targets (especially lower speed targets with relatively low altitude and relatively high radar cross section) which basically allows them to better identify the drones rather than missiles and planes (those are typically much higher speeds and altitudes) as well as ignoring things like a fucking bird

Basically: There was lack of communication between ally forces, F15s got low and slow to intercept incoming Iranian drones, F15s at that point didn't look much different than the drones to anti-aircraft, F15s catch some strays.

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u/MeasurementLow5073 5d ago

No rules of engagement so it's a free for all.

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o7520QkuX6MYTejSw

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u/sneckste 5d ago

Can you imagine if that happened during a Dem president! They’d be skewered alive by the right. Now, I doubt this will be discussed past Tuesday.

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u/VirusTechnical5568 5d ago

Every aircraft has a IFF(Identify Friend or Foe) transponder in them. I remember any time an aircraft would leave they would get a IFF Mode IV check to see if the correct codes were put in.

I'm thinking either the aircraft codes were wrong or more likely the people who shot down the aircraft didnt have updated codes.

All this info is from 2007 so it could very well be different now.

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u/Dockers4flag2035orB4 5d ago

Imagine how many jets the Kuwaitis could shoot down if it was intentional?

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u/Illustrious-Lime-878 5d ago

Less b/c they wouldn't fly though there if it was hostile.

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u/Any-Author7772 5d ago

What I’ve read on the news from “military sources” is that no one was given clearance over Kuwaiti and Bahraini airspace, INCLUDING the US. Probably because they were trying to shoot down everything in the air. US fighter jets used the airspace without permission anyway.

FAFO. Advanced military jet technology doesn’t equate to invincibility. It’s the US Command’s own fault for not getting clearance in advance.

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u/joh2138535 5d ago

The lady pilot definitely had an easier time.

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u/Apprehensive-Bat-823 5d ago

there’s no way Iran would allow a woman to be a fighter pilot so that one was obvious

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u/NaanNegotiator 5d ago

This guy should have acted like a gay. They don't allow them either.

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u/ChanceSize9153 5d ago

You must be confused, he's trying to stay alive.

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u/Only-Ratio-9092 5d ago

Gets lynched anyways because that's what they do to gays there

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u/Thundergod250 5d ago

Bro they'll kill him because he's gay lmfao

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u/an_older_meme 5d ago

Those parachute colors weren’t helping.

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u/Proof-Bullfrog5835 5d ago

So you're saying those locals thought that guy is an Indonesian from that Parachute?😂

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u/JOJJOKY213456 5d ago

No they thought he was polish

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u/nonpuissant 5d ago

nah Japan, clearly 

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u/Proof-Bullfrog5835 5d ago

No its clearly Singapore🇸🇬

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u/stupefy100 5d ago

But his footsteps aren't turning into electricity

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u/UnprotectedSAKs 5d ago

Exactly!! Shit should look like Evil knieval is jumping up your ass!

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u/MyDadLeftMeHere 5d ago

You would think the first thing to survive in foreign land is to at least learn some basic phrases in the general language of the area

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u/PR055 5d ago

Honestly, I think you're better off just sounding as American as possible here

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u/martialar 5d ago

"McDonald's!"

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u/danolive 5d ago

I was watching Masters of the Air and the American guy literally starts yelling "Coca-Cola!" to the russians lol

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u/ebi-mayo 5d ago

HEY cowboy, HEY cowgirl, you wanna buy some FUCKING hot dogs?!?!

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u/an_older_meme 5d ago

In WWII Europe Allied soldiers knew how to say "I am not a Jew" in German.

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u/Piperita 5d ago

Actually (I did a really deep dive on this for a book I was writing) they were equipped with whole packets meant for evasion and escape, including money, compasses, maps, photos for fake IDs and phrase books for the languages of the countries they were going to be flying missions over. Phrase books had three columns - one in the local language, one in English, and one phonetic spelling for the airmen to read from while talking to locals if they met someone who couldn't read. One of the phrases was always "I am an American/English/Canadian/etc Airman" along with things like "where is North" "take me to your leader" and "where can I hide." It also came with papers requesting safe passage for the airmen and a unique code (to be given at the airman's discretion if the civilians were considered friendly) that the civilian could write down (to avoid being caught and executed for treason) and use to claim a "finder's fee" from the airman's government after the war ended. In the Pacific they were called "blood chits" but I don't think that naming was universal.

A good number of the airmen apparently threw out the packets or left them on the ground because they were considered bad luck lol.

I imagine that the pilot above probably has something similar on him, it's just he just got shot down, ejected from a burning fighter jet, and now has dudes with pipes bearing down on him so he's just acting on instinct/adrenaline. Not like they drill pulling out those "making friends with the locals" kits.

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u/Toadcola 5d ago

That sounds pretty woke.. get him, fellas!

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u/BoxcarBetts 5d ago

This should be one hell of a month.

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u/UbermachoGuy 5d ago

It’s been a hell of a month since 2016

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u/martialar 5d ago

They should've never shot that damn gorilla

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u/DingGratz 4d ago

Keep Punch safe. No matter the cost.

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u/TuringGoneWild 5d ago

dicks out for peace and sanity

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u/Round_Statement7029 5d ago

Accurate response the higher ups want us to feel.

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u/SexOnABurningPlanet 5d ago

Or years

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u/ClassiFried86 5d ago

Its been a helluva decade

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u/Main_Student_1351 5d ago

they thought he's was an Iranian pilot

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u/poop-machines 5d ago

No shit, he's in red white and green, parachute is red/white striped like the iranian flag (striped red/white/green).

Whoever chose that parachute design for this mission is nuts.

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u/misterfluffykitty 5d ago

The f-15 has been in service since 1976 and while the parachute itself has likely been serviced or replaced it probably looks identical to every other f-15 parachute for the last 50 years. He didn’t just jump out of the plane with a backpack parachute, the parachute is part of the ejection system built into the plane.

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u/Ok737468383838 5d ago

I know they've been massively upgraded but it's kind of impressive that a 1970s airframe is able to take the impact of Kuwaiti anti air defence and allow all three of these pilots to eject and survive.

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u/hornet586 5d ago

Not really a choice based on location, those colors are very vibrant and really made so the pilot is able to be found by friendly forces easier, especially if they have to ditch over the ocean.

A massive strip of Forrest green, bright red, or white stands out in almost any environment.

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u/deserthistory 5d ago

The red white green pattern is part of the deal. White and green are camouflage. Red is an attention getter, danger cue, and a path marker.

That's also your sleeping bag, tent, backpack, clothes, and parka depending on the location.

That tri color parachute has been standard since the 1980s at least.

You're absolutely correct that it mimics the Iranian flag. But, it does other things when you're away from civilization.

All six of the crew members talked their way out of harm, identified themselves as US service members, and have been returned for medical. Tragedy avoided. But repacking all the seats is a tough order.

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u/whootdat 5d ago

I imagine they're not repacking chutes for every mission, this is likely what come with the ejection seat

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u/jollyjm 5d ago edited 5d ago

Somehow I don't think much foresite was put into any of this.

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u/ahm911 5d ago

Or Israeli

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u/According_Let9778 5d ago

They thought he was Israeli, and judging from the dialect, they are Egyptians with one Kuwaiti yelling, ok, leave him, leave him.

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u/ypasu 5d ago

I think so too. I am not sure if there is general hate against Iran, but there definitely is against Israel.

Edit: on the other hand there were attacks on kuwait by iran and this seems to be kuwait

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u/aleqqqs 5d ago

"Iran?"

"No, I flew"

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u/skraptastic 5d ago

It's crazy that Kuwait has shot down more F-15's than Russia. (don't fact check me...I want to believe)

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u/ReasonablyConfused 5d ago

It is true. Zero air-to-air losses in all of its operational history. Including a lot of rather spicy use by the Israeli Air Force.

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u/AugustOfChaos 5d ago

Spicy for sure. Officially, the F-15 is 104-0 in air-to-air kills, a vast majority of them by Israeli pilots. Only two F-15’s were shot down by enemy fire of any kind, both during Operation Desert Storm due to Iraqi ground fire.

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u/Easy_Money_ 5d ago

Two ground-to-air losses prior to this though, from what I read, bringing the total to five

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u/degotoga 5d ago

F-15 has never been used against Russia so you’re correct

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u/OrdinaryAward4498 5d ago

Kuwait uses American anti aircraft systems with IFF (“identify friend or foe”) systems (as those systems have had for over 50-70 years). How the fuck did they manage to shoot down THREE American planes with antiaircraft systems with US IFF? This needs to be explained

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u/Imaginary_Amoeba3461 5d ago

The US shot down an Iranian civilian airliner in 1988, and two of its own helicopters in the 1994, and its own jet in 2025.

The bottom line is usually there’s human error. Maybe the plane getting shot down is transmitting incorrect iff information, or maybe the people launching the missile are trigger happy and skip steps to verify the target, or perhaps both.

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u/srakken 5d ago

OpenAI is already at work apparently.

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u/EndStorm 5d ago

You are absolutely right! Let me try that again and make sure I identify the CORRECT target!

*shoots down another F-15*

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u/FormerlyUndecidable 5d ago

Good eye! Thank you for catching my mistake!  You really excel at this. 🚀

Is there anything else I can help you with today?

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u/invicerato 5d ago
if (friendVar || foeVar) shoot();

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u/khizoa 5d ago

Vibe code update 

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u/CircumspectCapybara 5d ago

More like:

if (isFoe = true) { ... }

This is a real mistake people make in languages where assignment is itself an expression that evaluates to the right hand side.

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u/W1D0WM4K3R 5d ago

"Brother, a possibly armed foreign pilot landed in our backyard!"

sigh

"Get the stick."

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u/ThisIsntOkayokay 5d ago

Much warning with big stick, make first world pilot kneel to big stick.

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u/katsura1982 5d ago

Aaaaaand his sphincter can unclench now

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u/zhaneq14 5d ago

The smoke in the background is probably his F-15.

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u/Jack-Tar-Says 5d ago

So the only US planes lost so far are all to friendly fire?

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u/ThisIsntOkayokay 5d ago

Strange how that seems to happen...

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u/WalkNo7550 5d ago

Dude was frightened for his life when a guy wanted a selfie with him.

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u/DarkwingDawg 5d ago

Explains why Jeff goldblum screamed and ran when I approached him in New York with my iPad to take a picture

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u/BetSquare7190 5d ago edited 5d ago

There was an ongoing Iranian air attack at the same time.

People are blaming Kuwaitis, but from the standpoint of an anti-air radar, a plane is a plane. Or just a flying object.

Of course there are Identification Friend or Foe (IFF) systems to avoid such mistakes, but they are not infaillible, and difficult to coordinate between different armies.

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u/LivingCustomer9729 5d ago

I saw another person comment something similar. So much shit is flying in the airspace that it’s hard to differentiate

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u/BetSquare7190 5d ago edited 5d ago

Absolutely. Under normal circumstances, every plane is neatly identified by its transponder.

During a war, it's just confused and chaotic. Anti-air operators don't have a lot of time to decide if they fire or not, with important consequences if they make a mistake, including possible civilian casualties.

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u/meisteronimo 5d ago

Also, I doubt many allies were notified ahead of time that all shit was about to go down. Unfortunate for them as the retaliation of Iran was likely more broad than anticipated. Sorta like fuck everyone, if I'm going down you're going down.

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u/slurv3 5d ago

Iran is copying the Russian playbook of saturating the airspace. I saw they launched close to ~400 missile and ~800 drones during their salvo. With that type of chaos and so many different militaries and a crew who has never faced wartime conditions like this, you can see why Pentagon officials were telling Trump that they were not prepared to carry out this strike.

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u/Electrical-Lab-9593 5d ago

i think it was worse, the F15s were slowing down to engage drones, so they looked like drones on SAM radar, it can be mess sometimes, just a good thing they did not got killed as the F15 gave them warning time to eject

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u/xxDankerstein 5d ago

Lol he went from brandishing a stick to saying "okay" and walking away reeeaal quick

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u/thepoylanthropist 5d ago

Glad he's okay. Ejecting is violent enough as it is ,the last thing you want to deal with upon landing is a ground-level skirmish.

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u/BandicootOk3361 5d ago

You think you had a bad day? Late for work, forgot my pistol in my locker, got blow out of the sky, now I got to deal with these Kuwaiti Uber drivers.

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u/Electrical-Lab-9593 5d ago

1 star review, "uber driver beat me with stick"

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u/hedronist 5d ago

They got there pretty quick. Did he use the app on the way down?

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u/whinenaught 5d ago

The ejection system actually orders you an uber upon ejection

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u/DrWinstonOBoogie1980 5d ago

Those DOGE boys really thought of everything

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u/at1stpromise 5d ago

Hell of a day for that pilot.

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u/Aurori_Swe 5d ago

Shooting down 3 of your allies fighter jets is one hell of an expensive mistake, and embarrassing coordination between forces.

I wonder if the US thought they didn't have to inform other countries about their movements.

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u/Factor_Seven 5d ago

To be fair to those guys, when somebody shoots down a fighter aircraft over your territory with a surface-to-air missile, your first thought might be that it was from the other side.

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u/okiedokieartichonkie 5d ago

Just think though, this pilot just got shot out of the sky, his plane disintegrating all around him. Ejecting, then parachuting into god knows where. At least to me, he seems cool as a cucumber, just another day at the office. Pretty damn impressive.

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u/Spudtron98 5d ago

There's a reason why pilots are stereotyped as being cool-headed and even downright casual in any situation.

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u/National-Zucchini524 5d ago

Imagine if our cops had 10% of that ability…

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u/SeattleHasDied 5d ago

So who came to retrieve our pilot?

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u/hornet586 5d ago

It’s Kuwait lol, he probably just hailed a taxi and caught a ride back to the airbase.

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u/221missile 5d ago

Kuwaiti army retrieved all 6 of the crew.

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u/idkmyusernameagain 5d ago

What do you mean? He went and had some tea with these guys

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u/churchburningheretic 5d ago

Fucking mango mussolini. The guy that cried for years that Obama was gonna bomb Iran,bombs Iran. What a twat.

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u/spacexDragonHunter 5d ago

shooting 3 F-15's by Friendly Fire...embarrassing!

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u/Hank_Dad 5d ago

That's the most midwestern "Amiricin" that I've heard in a while

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u/dazzleunexpired 5d ago edited 5d ago

Why didn't patriot or SPADA register the friendly f-15? Did someone manually override that? Articles state it was air defense mistakingly targeting them. But they should not mistake a US f-15 for an Iranian craft unless we did something to the f-15s. It isn't like they're running their own systems. It's Western systems. They should have recognized a friendly f-15. It's possible for the IFF system to fail, and it has before. But if it's continuing to happen idk if we should be using it. Plus, an f-15 can communicate directly with friendly patriot arrays.

Did the us have transponder off? That disables IFF. If they had the transponder off, this isn't Kuwait's fault at all. It's ours. If the 15s transponder is off, to the Patriot, it's and unidentified fast moving object in it's defense zone. It's an auto target.

Edit: please note that I'm not talking about the type of transponding that you may think I'm talking about. Friendly assets. Have a different channel they communicate on. I'm not talking about public radar transponders. We know how these devices work and what frequency they work at, but their encrypted handshake is what makes them secure. The interrogator will send out an interrogation to the device which will respond. Only the proper response will get you designated as a non-foe. You have to be able to decrypt the interrogation, respond properly, and send back the information with the proper key to be decrypted.

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u/pokehustle 5d ago

Honest question- do pilots not have guns on them?

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u/PhoneImmediate7301 5d ago

Even if he did I don’t think it would have been very smart to pull it out

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u/BolunZ6 5d ago

Pull out a small handgun vs an angry mobs is the fastest way to get bonk in the head

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u/eskjcSFW 5d ago

Especially when they think you might be an enemy invader

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u/idkmyusernameagain 5d ago

… how would pulling a gun have helped in this situation?

“There’s a clear mix up in an allied country. I should pull a gun on them!”

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