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u/rnzerk 4d ago

this could've been better as a gif

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u/BizzyM 4d ago

Gif with sound, or animated JPG?

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u/ZuAusHierDa 4d ago

Flash.

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u/anormalgeek 4d ago

.rm

just make sure to install the player first.

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u/philmarcracken 4d ago

real player was too real for its time. and by real I mean real shit

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u/anormalgeek 4d ago

Fun fact, they never went away.

https://www.real.com/ is still in business.

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u/HeftyArgument 4d ago

you remember winamp? now that was the shit

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u/graywolf0026 4d ago

Remember it? I'm still using it.

It just works.

... At whipping the llama's ass!

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u/ebow77 4d ago

A non-animated gif in OC's trash/recycle folder.

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u/Mashinito 4d ago

Don't watch with sound on.

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u/Groomsi 4d ago

I learned my lesson long time ago.

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u/TannedCroissant 4d ago

My volume button is just for screenshots

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u/HeftyArgument 4d ago

all these reviews focusing on phone speakers, my phone is permanently on silent.

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u/Devatator_ 4d ago

Rookie, I don't have a volume button

(The damn thing broke and I somehow lost it, so I'll probably have to go see if there are replacements. In the meantime I have to 3 finger swipe down to bring up the volume slider)

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u/No-Comb1307 4d ago

I gotchu "oh no, oh no, oh no no no no no"

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u/bindermichi 4d ago

we don't do that here

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u/IJustAteABaguette 4d ago

Reddit is the silent app.

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u/Mashinito 4d ago

I was on pc

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u/Livid_Tax_6432 4d ago

So am i, reddit remembers your last setting, if you turn sound off you get reddit without sound.

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u/Brief-Weekend7630 4d ago

I have to admit I downvoted it just for the sound.

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u/hndrk_schbrt 4d ago

Same. People who share videos with such awful sound effects deserve to be downvoted all the way down to hell

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u/ghengiscostanza 4d ago

We deserve this sound. We are mindless shortform content receptacles scrolling and consuming, while we consume a clip of someone squegeeing side mirrors we deserve to be played circus horn music, fake laughter, Alvin and the chipmunks speaking mandarin, and a Tim Allen style question-grunt to really drive home who we are and what we’re doing. Laugh along with the Chinese recording little piggy and scroll onΒ 

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u/Wasatcher 4d ago

They do it so we bitch in the comments on social media and the engagement boosts the algorithm.

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u/Levi-_-Ackerman0 4d ago

Now I'm curious

Update: it's cringey as hell

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u/adudeguyman 4d ago

I had to listen also. It wasn't horrible but it wasn't necessary.

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u/UnrealRealityX 4d ago

Audio is almost never necessary. I have been away from instagram for a long time, popped back in, and even still photos have an audio track applied. a STILL PHOTO! WTH is wrong with society?!?

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u/VolcanicBear 4d ago

Some people have sound on by default? Madness.

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u/SpezIsAGayMfer 4d ago

The great moaning epidemic trained me for this.

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u/Life__Lover 4d ago

How bad can it be?

Update: really fucking bad.

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u/eleanor61 4d ago

Like a trumpet just trying to make it through the week.

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u/OrcMando 4d ago

Well now I have to

Edit: worse than I thought πŸ˜”Β 

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u/Strange-Elevator-170 4d ago

Joke on you, my phone is broken and I have no sound since like half a year ago

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u/sA7z- 4d ago edited 4d ago

i didn't, what's the sound?

hold on, i'm gonna listen to it rlly quick

uhmm... what's wrong with the audio?

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u/Blooi1E 4d ago

Oh my god

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u/Synthose 4d ago

Reddit has sound?

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u/SpaceChatter 4d ago

Never scroll unmuted.

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u/ughfelecia 4d ago

Reddit is the more silent app.

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u/fafpaf 4d ago

Jesus fucking Christ

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u/WilsonPH 4d ago

What is this madness

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u/Suvtropics 4d ago

Why you don't like annoying chipmunks

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u/siren1313 4d ago

Why, why did you say that?

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u/Bgrngod 4d ago

Having the internet muted by default is one of the best mental health decisions I've ever made.

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u/prosperousoctopus 4d ago

But it’s my favorite song of all time??

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u/Mashinito 4d ago

It's the only song you have ever listened?

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u/markschauer96 4d ago

πŸ‘πŸΌ

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u/NeroOnMobile 4d ago

πŸ‘

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u/prevecious 4d ago

πŸ‘πŸ»

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u/h_fuji 4d ago

πŸ‘πŸ½

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u/CptProf 4d ago

πŸ‘πŸΎ

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u/Misicks0349 4d ago

πŸ‘πŸΏ

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u/HexFyber 4d ago

πŸ‘πŸΎ

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u/JPWRana 4d ago

πŸ‘πŸ½

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u/SpikeIsMyFriend 4d ago

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u/cstrovn 1d ago

Yeah, I was so sad about it

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u/DeathlyAlone 4d ago

πŸ‘πŸ»

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u/Grimalkhinn 4d ago

The thumb up is the best part ngl

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u/Exciting_Ad_8666 4d ago

the fact that it's faceless makes it feel like the emoji irl

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u/RobbieReinhardt 4d ago

Reminded me of the Onceler from the original Lorax cartoon, but more wholesome.

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u/A_Happier_Reddit 4d ago

The best part is the mute button.

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u/LedgeEndDairy 4d ago

Who would've thought that the punchline is the best part of a joke? The climax the best part of a story? The reveal the best part of a twist?

Mind blowing.

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u/BurmecianDancer 4d ago

Holy shit, thank you so much for not lying about that.

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u/AdditionUnable3194 4d ago

now automate that thing

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u/j33205 4d ago

Volvo wya?

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u/OutlyingPlasma 4d ago

I have, I just push the mirror defrost on the dashboard. The heaters keep the mirrors nice and dry.

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u/Foryourconsideration 4d ago

Wow, Mr. Moneybags over here

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u/OsmeOxys 4d ago

My side mirrors have a heater symbol, never did anything, figured I didn't actually have them. Well now you've made me look more into it...

TIL I need to hold the defrost button for 3 seconds to turn them on. How silly. Worked like a champ though, so thanks for sending me down that little rabbit hole just as it started snowing lol.

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u/System0verlord 4d ago

Tbf, that’s a stupid button.

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u/FloridaRon 4d ago

RainX ... I don't like it on the windshield but it works great on mirrors.

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u/pkuahmed 4d ago

What is better on windshields?

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u/FloridaRon 4d ago

Well might be something else by now but RainX causes a slight blur that it not visible on mirrors but is tiring on the windsheild.

The best I found years ago was to clean inside and out with alcohol until the paper towels came away spotless. If people smoke in the car this may take many strokes with alcohol... do the corners first so you don't later drag grime over the spotless glass later.

Anyone with a pitted windshield try cleaning with Newspaper (B&W). The ink makes its way into the pits and does a remarkable job with glare.

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u/A_Happier_Reddit 4d ago

Downvote because of shit audio

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

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u/cinlung 4d ago

I need the squeegee

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u/Proskowinski 4d ago

good thing they put this audio in or else I wouldn't find this funny

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u/asianwaste 4d ago

Why do people who make these videos think we like that wheezy laugh you hear on every fucking video?

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u/Buada 4d ago

16k upvotes in 2 hours? For this?

Reddit really is just a bunch of bots now..

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u/TheNotoriousSAUER 4d ago

Somewhere I'm sure there's a link to buy this useless waste of plastic

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u/LoyalNightmare 4d ago

"I dont find this funny and it has tons of upvotes so it must be bots"

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u/shewy92 4d ago

God forbid someone upvote something they found funny.

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u/cor315 4d ago

27k now....

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u/vaime 4d ago

All the humans keep getting auto-bans from Reddit for having opinions.

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u/Enderbrothers 4d ago

πŸ‘

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u/DeathlyAlone 4d ago

πŸ‘πŸ»

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u/Da_coomler 4d ago

Why upload adverts to this sub?

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u/SuburbanHell 4d ago

In a world of unrelenting clowns, it's so refreshing to see this kind of stuff. It's just a shame the sound is absolutely cursed, because silent, this was so nice.

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u/MoreLemonJuice 4d ago

Nice gesture . . . but where I live, I'd get shot if I tried doing that

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u/buffalocoinz 4d ago

Fuckin Americans get so aggro about people breathing in the direction of their metal cages

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u/_STOP_MyAssholeHurts 4d ago

No you wouldn't. They know each other and this is a skit. You'd be fine sir or ma'am πŸ™

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u/Willing-Dog6463 4d ago

Oh I need one of those

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u/Quick-Jug 4d ago

Is funny in the room with us

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u/cycopl 4d ago

banjo kazooie ass soundtrack

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u/ChippedHamSammich 4d ago

Omg. I need this device. My sleeve is not longer cutting it.

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u/munster9090 4d ago

Before that happened to me I would lower my window and wave off no no no I don’t need it. Don’t wanna pay no squeegee punks

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u/SnooCookies8620 4d ago

I want one

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u/Electricengineer 4d ago

Homies helping homies

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u/elheber 4d ago

Does he film every time he does this?

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u/robomikel 4d ago

What I don’t get, is we have all this technology but we don’t have mini wipers for our mirrors

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u/WubbaLubbaHongKong 4d ago

I got these little tools for my car and my kids love doing it on the rainy mornings.

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u/FortuneCookiiie 4d ago

I have one of these and been useful every time it rains !!!!! πŸ‘

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u/Ekkobelli 4d ago

Everything is weird in this video.

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u/Klutzy-Tone452 4d ago

Facebook dad humour ahh sounds

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

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u/Onemortal 4d ago

It’s China πŸ˜‚ blue / green license plates and that tuktuk thing

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u/bindermichi 4d ago

I dunno... I'd just switch on the heated mirrors instead of opening a window to get half the interior wet

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u/shawnaeatscats 4d ago

Am I too American to know what you're talking about? 😬

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u/bindermichi 4d ago

Modern cars often have heated rear mirrors, usually linked to the rear window heating. Turning that on will dry the spray water accumulating on the mirror

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u/NeonAnderson 4d ago

You guys don't have heated mirrors in America?

I live in UK and my Toyota came standard with heated side mirrors which keeps the rain dry on the mirror so I can still see through it

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u/welchplug 4d ago

Some are some aren't. Really depends on make, model and trim level.

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u/Km219 4d ago

Depends on the car, my 23 year old suv doesnt lol.

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u/Minnymoon13 4d ago

My 2015 car doesn’t ether lol

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u/Gullible-Shower8658 4d ago

My 2019 either

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u/3_14_thon 4d ago

Its an optional feature. There are some features u'll see in a 20yo car, but not in a 6yo car. Because it wasnt included in the package.

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u/CrappyMSPaintPics 4d ago

I don't think this is in America, there's a rickshaw and pollarded trees.

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u/TalkingReckless 4d ago

Pretty sure it's china, reminds me of Beijing

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u/potatodrinker 4d ago

It's $50/mth subscription.

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u/Misses_Ding 4d ago

My car is 21 years old. It's considered high tech for its time because the two front windows are electrical... This stick thing seems genius though

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u/Uni457Maki 4d ago

We do have heated mirrors here but they are usually on available on luxury cars or as an extra cost on some less expensive cars. I bought my Mazda in 2024 for $35,000 it has heated leather seats but heated mirrors weren’t even an option that was offered.

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u/whooptheretis 4d ago

I also live in UK and heated mirrors aren’t great if the rain is falling on the mirror. It’s not like a hot plate!

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u/Fureniku 4d ago

My 2013 Skoda citigo with manual locks and windows doesn't have it, I'm also in the UK

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u/SquidTwister 4d ago

This video is certainly not America

The trees, pedestrian crossing light, 3 wheel vehicle and blue license plates make me think this is China. Plus what I think is Mandarin in the beginning of the audio?

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u/quaintlogic 4d ago

Heated mirrors do not solve dried on water marks which can impair your visibility.

Pretty much every car comes with this feature these days unless it is super budget.

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u/frogsgoribbit737 4d ago

Not in the US. None of my cars have ever had them. Including the new expensive cars I bought this past December.

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u/diabetic_debate 4d ago

Both my Outbacks (2020 and 2023) have them. I am in the US.

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u/Swankynickels 4d ago

A lot of people may not even realise they have this. If your AC controls have a rear defroster, oftentimes there's something in the mirrors too, controlled by that button. It usually looks like a rectangle with three vertical wavy lines coming off it.

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u/DUCkYZoo 4d ago

I have a green one, and it comes in clutch. However, I’ve never had an interaction like this, so cool.

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u/papajizzsauce 4d ago

I need this. I mean the friend.

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u/SubhamAKA-D 4d ago

product link?

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u/ZealousidealSundae33 4d ago

That would totally make my day.

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u/Deadwriter102 4d ago

Chipmunks with minions.. πŸ˜‚

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u/Kennuckle 4d ago

"HYUUUUHH??"

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u/Frank_ist_Krank 4d ago

Muito engraΓ§ado mesmo.

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u/LeatherFee9346 4d ago

This thing seems quite useful.

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u/Shooter_McGavin_666 4d ago

That’s a nice device but I just wax my side mirrors.

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u/MrHkrMi 4d ago

I use RainX

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u/onefst250r 4d ago

Use some damn RainX :).

Or, aquapel is magic. Works like RainX, but you dont have to apply it all the time.

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u/Ok_Gas_7473 4d ago

πŸ‘

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u/harrybelland 4d ago

that would get you shot in some areas....people are crazy

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u/CatyBPerry 4d ago

So convinient, lol

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u/Outrageous_Tear_8090 4d ago

πŸ‘πŸ»

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u/Bleezy79 4d ago

the fake sounds effects completely ruin everything.

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u/obama4763 4d ago

What..The ...Fuck is this audio

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u/Mammoth_Slip1499 4d ago

I just turn on the heated mirrors πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

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u/kill_your_god 4d ago

Is this mid post truly worth 35k upvotes? Like, those are bots, right?

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u/centurio9 4d ago

Lucky it was a thumb and not a gun 🀣

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u/Kdoesntcare 4d ago

Rain-X your wing mirrors to help with this.

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u/escientia 4d ago

Accidentally had my sound on and now my ears are bleeding πŸ˜•

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u/Low-Firefighter-7364 4d ago

Good people do exist!πŸ™ŒπŸΎ

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u/Kwanza-man 4d ago

πŸ‘πŸ»

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u/BLACK_BEEF_77 4d ago

Well Da! πŸ‡·πŸ‡ΊπŸ˜πŸ–€πŸ’™πŸŒŽβ™₯️

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u/Dookie-Trousers-MD 4d ago

I'm glad I have heated mirrors. Ice just falls off too

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u/LuciferFrost101 4d ago

Just use vaseline on the mirror. Works wonders.

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u/West_Abbreviations53 4d ago

β€œselect your tip amount”

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u/itsametheman 4d ago

πŸ‘

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u/Potential-Menu-5404 4d ago

I need one of those

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u/mykylc 4d ago

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