r/SipsTea 5d ago

Wait a damn minute! She ate his soul with that kiss

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u/XeroShyft 5d ago

Lord I've seen what you've done for others

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u/Andre_The_Average 5d ago

Everyone is someone's sloppy seconds...

everyone

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u/Funny_Top_3220 5d ago

You're my sloppy 69ths baby get over here 👉 👈

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u/Saymynaian 5d ago

Snowballing!

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u/Jeex3 4d ago

If you snowball an infinite number of times, at what point does it stop being a snowball and start being just spit?

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u/Ninja_Prolapse 4d ago

Not me! I’m pure..

I’m so alone..

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u/Revxmaciver 4d ago

You can be my sloppy firsts if you're into it.

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u/Alienhaslanded 4d ago

I find it weird that some of us view others like the condition of an item on an eBay listing.

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u/Due_Patience960 4d ago

It’s crazy lol. Then you’re the bad guy when you point out that none of that stuff we place importance on matters.

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u/not_a_moogle 4d ago

Thats my fetish!

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u/Lebowquade 4d ago

My wife and I started dating in high school and have never had sex with anyone else

So..... Your statement is false

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u/Snodley 4d ago

I can confirm that.
I never had sexual relations with this guy or his wife.

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u/Novel-Reward2786 4d ago

That’s what you think…

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u/digitalmofo 4d ago

We can work on that. How YOU doin'?

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u/Educational-Drag6974 4d ago

She still probably kissed her parents before you, so technically still sloppy seconds 🤔

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u/Seekret_Asian_Man 5d ago

and I want that for me.

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u/SkinSoft_ 5d ago

Desperate kiss that you deserve 💋

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u/NY10 4d ago

Deep kiss 💋

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u/private_developer 4d ago

This is the problem right here.

That man went out and did the thing. God didn't do shit for this man. This man is his own hero. Don't belittle this man's effort and achievement. He made that sign. He stood out there. He manifested that.

Make it happen! Get your sign!

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u/RandomNumberHere 4d ago

It’s shocking how effective a simple sign can be. I still recall being drunk at the pizzeria with the boys on St Patrick’s Day and jokingly making a paper sign to hold up to the window: “Put ‘em on the glass!” And I’ll be damned…

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u/private_developer 4d ago

The world is full of fun, spontaneous people just looking for a sign. Sometimes, we just need to make them ourselves for them to see.

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u/RustyShackles69 4d ago

Its fake. It always fake

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u/mw102299 4d ago

Some videos are fake but I think this is real. I can’t prove but if you have a sign like that on a popular beach and don’t look like a complete psycho I’m sure a drunk girl or two would do that as a dare 😂

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u/private_developer 4d ago edited 4d ago

His recoil is what made it believable. This is a guy that got more than he bargained for.

He was like "oh hell y- wait, that's her whole ass tongue in my mouth! There is a stranger's tongue in my mouth!"

You can see him reel back, and it lifts her up and forward because she's hooked around his neck. That was real shock, lol.

I'm fairly decent at recognizing a staged video, and I also don't claim to always get it right, but this one feels genuine to me.

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u/mw102299 4d ago

Yeah even if it’s not it’s still funny. I can talk the talk but when it comes down to it I’m awkward 😂😂

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u/Both-Tree 4d ago

A whole ass tongue in my mouth 😂

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u/pendulumgearzz 4d ago

He really looked like he had a Vietnam flashback 😂

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u/logical0man 5d ago

Lucky 🤞

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u/RipTorn1127 5d ago

And yet, here you are, completely undone by just one look.

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u/Kismonos 4d ago

As you can see lord's speed running herpes spread in plague inc.

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u/dextras07 5d ago

Well, his depression is cured.

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u/AdComprehensive8045 5d ago

A taste of honey is worse than none at all.

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u/Unique-Accountant253 5d ago

A free sample from the dealer.

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u/SweaterSteve1966 5d ago edited 5d ago

He’s addicted now.

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u/anon-mally 4d ago

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u/Radical_Moose 4d ago

this cant be real

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u/Cottons_Bold_move 4d ago

Sadly is. Hollywood plastic surgery trends are a scourge

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u/Independent_Try_9185 4d ago

So many faces from my childhood have been lost to this, it's sad.

Just age normally. We all do it. It sucks. But it's better than losing your identity completely and looking like a freak of nature.

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u/DJTurd 4d ago

Whoa he's turning into Eric Roberts

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u/Any-Yoghurt3815 4d ago edited 4d ago

no...not him too :(

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u/autumnwandering 2d ago

Is that Bradley Cooper? I legit can't tell who I'm looking at.

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u/Over_Active9642 4d ago

That’s a shame I think he would’ve aged well if he left his face alone and now he looks like he bites.

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u/Ok_World1811 5d ago

The taste of devil... This redhead ate his soul

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u/Smerchi 5d ago

They have to compensate for what they don't have /s

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u/Unlikely_Camp_______ 5d ago

Now he has to live with the memory of what he’s missing.

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u/PossessionProper5934 5d ago

i did some diggin
because i was jealous
and it seems this is a youtube video
and this kissign prank was a big topic aroudn 2013 15
i probably watched then when i was a kid as well
just dont remember them now
and as all youtube videos it sure is scripted
even if it is not
i believe it to be
or else i cant think of how genuine people will give a kiss to a random guy on the streets

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u/do_not_back_out 5d ago

I thought I was reading a poem

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u/redcurrantuk 4d ago

I thought I was reading a kissign prank poem

but it was only a young stranger

with a scripted life

and a poop knife

trying to make sense of their day

it felt poetic to me, anyway

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u/notsofaust 4d ago

upvote for poopknife reference

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u/Outrageous_Glove_796 4d ago

You saw flowing words

Written like winding water

In haiku format

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u/HotPotParrot 4d ago

Slight tangent, but the haikus were one of the best parts of Ghost of Tsushima

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u/Tytan777 5d ago

Amazing literature

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u/swarm_OW 4d ago

I thought I read a WhatsApp message from my dad. Who thinks he has to manually break lines where the screen ends. Which is hilarious with longer words!

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u/According-Lack-7510 5d ago

Don't know if it is scripted or not. Did meet some crazy people who would do things like this.😊

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u/Just-Sock-4706 5d ago

Dated a redhead. Can confirm. Basically how we met I just wasn't holding a sign.

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u/Nervous-Group-3943 5d ago

I respect your honesty 😂

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u/derth21 4d ago edited 4d ago

Essentially this happened to me at Halloween in my early 20's.

Sitting at a coffee shop after hours with friends when down the street comes a few of the girls from work, particularly one gorgeous young woman dressed (if you can call the actual amount of clothes she had on that) as Alice in Wonderland Little Bo Peep. Long story short, she leaned over the fence, made sweet, drunken tongue-love to the back of my throat without warning, and then went on with her group.

Then she never looked me in the eye again and quit a couple weeks later.

Adult me knows to simply cherish the memory for what it was worth. At the time, though, I was very confused.

Edit: had her costume wrong.

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u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 4d ago

15 years later

Oh fuck I think she might have been into me

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u/Embarrassed_Hawk_655 5d ago

“It's the order of things: each one gets a taste of honey then the knife.” Charles Bukowski

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u/Trick_Meringue_5622 5d ago

Sign says desperate not depressed

But we’re all depressed so you’re not wrong

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u/whispersonthebed 5d ago

He will remember this one for sure

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u/jerroboam 5d ago

well he's depressed now

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u/nickfree 4d ago

Desperate

But not serious

Your kisses drive

Me delerious

[for the oldheads]

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u/HawkHarder 5d ago

It says desperate lol not depressed

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u/argoran87 5d ago

but not his boner.

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u/Aleashed 4d ago

Na, after that kiss, he went on to write “You’re Beautiful” and then we never saw him again

https://giphy.com/gifs/R42caD1pGdmjS

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u/_6EQUJ5- 4d ago

Did you know that dude saved us from world war 3? Seriously

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u/skaldrir69 5d ago

But with it, he discovered blue balls

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u/dramalama-dingdong 4d ago

You can see the inceldom leave his body.

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u/Significant_Stop723 5d ago

He was desperate not depressed. 

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u/PinkPetalDazzle 5d ago

Bro speedran the entire cycle of a relationship in 8 seconds. The hope, the realization, and the permanent psychological damage

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u/Dramatic_______Pause 4d ago

And just like that, she abandoned him in a hotel in Colorado because she couldn't commit.

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u/DSajin 4d ago

The references move fast around these parts huh?

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u/writers_block 4d ago

Fast enough that I have no idea what's happening here.

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u/Narradisall 4d ago

I got that reference!

Oh god. How terminally online am I?!?

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u/northwestsoutheast1 4d ago

What does it mean?

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u/Narradisall 4d ago

There was a Reddit post today about someone that traveled to meet their long distance relationship and got told it wasn’t going to work out (this was the first time they’d met in person).

So unless you been surfing Reddit today and seen that post you’d not have got the reference. Hence the users comment that references move fast in this place.

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u/northwestsoutheast1 4d ago

That’s so sad. Thank you

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u/LeJoey720 4d ago

Does anyone have a link to this post??

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u/DSajin 4d ago

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u/Narradisall 4d ago

That was the one! Damn they even nuked his post. Guy isn’t having the best week.

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u/MasalaWithMalice 5d ago

He couldn’t figure if he got kissed or molested!

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u/Several-Photo-1903 5d ago

i want both

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u/Unlikely_Camp_______ 5d ago

The duality of man in one comment

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u/Phormitago 4d ago

more like singularity of man

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u/I_dnt_Need_anew_name 4d ago

New kink unlocked 🔓

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u/mbashs 5d ago

Mf this made me spill my coffee😂

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u/Throwaway4Opinion 4d ago

This is the way

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u/Definitelynotadouche 5d ago

in this case you could say he asked for it.

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u/all_ur_bass 4d ago

Begged, even

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u/MacLunkie 4d ago

Absolutely, with those bare legs he can't expect women to control themselves 

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u/Space_police09 5d ago

I mean... he asked for it so it's consensual?

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u/VelixaNtra 5d ago

Holy crap, it worked better than I could have imagined.

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u/UltraTata 4d ago

"Please kiss me"

*gets kissed

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u/Traditional-Ad1633 5d ago

Consensual molestation

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u/TheAsterism_ 5d ago

So just making out?

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u/gliedinat0r 5d ago

Great band name

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u/logical0man 5d ago

totally confused

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u/butterflyl3 5d ago

Nah man he'll be looking for that mythical girl for the rest of his life 😭

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u/CaptainThorIronhulk 5d ago

I know I would

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u/AxelHasRisen 4d ago

It looks like even showing up at the same place the same day wouldn't work

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u/UnfilteredCatharsis 5d ago

This clip has to be like 10-15 years old. I remember seeing this back then. Reposters are digging in the crates.

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u/Jeanne23x 5d ago

We need an update on him!

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u/__Hello_my_name_is__ 4d ago

He's still an actor, just like her.

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u/Bimpy96 4d ago

Same case with all these “social experiments”

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u/Dry-Smoke6528 4d ago

meanwhile the real social experiment is social media itself and for some reason arc raiders, but that's just the prisoners dilemma made into a game.

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u/didUhearMF 4d ago

I saw on the internet, must be real.

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u/roselan 4d ago

He is still in the same spot, wearing the same face.

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u/Jeanne23x 5d ago

Update, he works for Mr Beast now

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u/darthwookius 4d ago

Came here to shout him out, he's a great dude, stupid talented and creative.

Also quite literally a master of the games Mafia and Werewolf.

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u/AWildEnglishman 4d ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJGZ65qXKQU

10 years.

EDIT:

Actually it's this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_47A9Z28U3I
12 years.

He's done a few of these.

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u/B217 4d ago

There's something about these videos that just radiate "happier times". Like man, I don't know if it's just the editing, but it seems like people (in America at least) were just happier back then- smiling, laughing, willing to give the guy a kiss. Honestly, the best part of this was just seeing all the people laughing and smiling and how wholesome it turned out.

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u/razzark666 4d ago

Soon we're gonna get All Your Base Are Belong To Us.

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u/datadiisk_ 4d ago

“Digging in the crates” lol

…fr tho

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u/percuter 5d ago

Honesly i like this kind of repost some media are most this one seem Immortal i meet him aswell a few years ago

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u/trollgr 5d ago

Men are simple. He will remember this on his deathbed. I would too

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u/atom12354 5d ago

Him: grandson have i ever told you about the day you could have had a different grandma? I was so out of it, the ginger lady sucked out my soul and i couldnt even move, should have asked for her number as she was the only one who noticed my existance until your grandma came along.

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u/sunshine_fuu 4d ago

"Grandson, let me tell you about the day I peaked in front of the whole world, the greatest day of my life including your birth and the birth of my only son."

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u/JimTheJerseyGuy 5d ago edited 4d ago

We are.

Thirty+ years ago a girl did something similar to me at a college party. At the end of the night, with zero prior interaction, the hottest woman in the room just walked up to me and locked her mouth on mine. We kissed for maybe five minutes and then she left. Barely said a word. Never saw her again. No idea what her name even was.

Unforgettable.

EDIT: For the record: shoulder length brunette hair with amazing hazel eyes. Tight jeans, white top, black leather jacket. Probably about 5'10". Jennifer Connelly vibes. Seared into my memory for all time.

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u/Tytan777 5d ago

9 months later a baby was delivered by a stork

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u/EggstaticAd8262 4d ago

to the guy who she kissed, right?

...right?

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u/JimTheJerseyGuy 4d ago

LOL. Her tongue was deep enough anything is possible.

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u/FixFun1959 5d ago

I remember when I was a sophomore in high school at a bonfire and this girl showed me her tits, first pair of ever seen in person.

Still imprinted in my mind.

Thanks Mary

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u/shabi_sensei 5d ago

My first time was with my friend’s unemployed mom with 6 kids, she gave me a beer and I asked to see her tits

They were blue and veiny and hanging just above her belly button

She dared me to shotgun a mickey of Fireball and I blacked out and threw up in her purse

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u/P4azz 4d ago

Were you trying to cancel out his good experience with a bad one?

If so, I unfortunately have to inform you that you've skewed the world towards chaos too much.

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u/Keebdaelf23 4d ago

Man I freaking hate interactions like that ! I was about 16 in Job Corps and we were over at a friend's house who had a small little get together . There were drinks and weed involved but it was this one girl who had more curves than a basketball and a beautiful face but was stuck up as all hell . We never really interacted too much because everyone basically had their cliques or whatever but she had some drinks and they were only just a few of us still there me and two of my friends and her and the girl whose house we were at . I'm not saying that I'm the most handsome but I honestly don't believe I'm ugly ( on a good day anyways but I generally have a low self esteem ) so I'm being goofy making her laugh and she comes and sits on my lap out of nowhere . I made a comment about saying she must be feeling really good to be on my lap and she says she always thought I was nice looking . We were just about to kiss and may have led to going in one of the host's bedrooms when one of my friends made a snide remark and I guess it snapped her out of the moment or reminded her it was witnesses . I glared at him like I was Batman and he said "What ?" . I wanted to strangle him and of course the next day she acts like nothing happened because she's around her friends or whatever so I did the same . We spoke from time to time but that was it . I still hold that one against my old buddy even though we graduated and haven't seen him since lol . That fucker ! Lol

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u/JuanHungLo777 4d ago

He’s got a ball tap in queue for sure after this.

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u/joshTheGoods 4d ago

Happened to me @ Mardi Gras in college years. A+ forever memory.

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u/mt0386 5d ago

Some stranger emo chick did this to me a few mins before new year 2006. I never got to know her name nor I ever met her again but I still remember it.

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u/gir6 4d ago

I kissed a random bouncer in a bar on New Years sometime around then! But I’m not an emo chick. I remember I had just enough to drink to be brave, and I was sad because everyone was kissing someone and I was with my girl friends, so I went up to the bouncer and said “Happy New Years” and he didn’t hear me so he bent down and I kissed him! And he kissed me back!!! I was not expecting to be kissed back. I didn’t think I was pretty. (Now, in my 40s, looking at pictures of me in my 20s, I was beautiful, but I had no idea.) I always thought if I kissed a guy he would scream and run away. Turns out no, he would make out with me for a minute. And then I turned around and walked over to my friends (who were all standing there with shocked faces. I was not generally that brave of a person) and never even looked back. It’s a good memory.

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u/Stevemacdev 4d ago

When I was about twenty this tiny woman was asked up to me in a pub and said you look really sad and hugged me. Made my year that someone saw something I didn't have the words for and tried to help.

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u/Bottatadiet 5d ago

"I'll always remember the day I paid a girl to kiss me for a bit on my social media. I got so much clout <3"

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u/LostSillyKittie 5d ago

So I could pretend that I'm not on the DL

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u/karavasis 5d ago

Herpes be like that

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u/YellowOnline 4d ago

In 1995, I was at a party with a friend and his girlfriend. She said "if you cheat on your partner, you need to do it in front of him" and then kissed me for what seemed an eternity. He just looked drunk and sheepishly.

Well, it's 30 years later and I still remember indeed.

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

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u/justlivingok 4d ago

Where, when and what time ?

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u/Critical-Walrus-5130 2d ago

Why do you want to know?

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u/SATerp 5d ago

This is like the guy who set up a video camera to film the demolition of a building, only to have a city bus stop in front of it and completely block the view.

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u/Sancho5o5 5d ago

"Im just a dog chasing a bus, I wouldn't know what to do if I cought it."

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u/CrysNElla 5d ago

That wasnt a kiss that was a full system reset he buffering in real life now

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u/Still-Helicopter6029 5d ago

Dude on the inside after not getting kissed by a guy for the 7th time

https://giphy.com/gifs/CiZ9e5IUPqeVFzc8Mp

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u/MaxMil68 5d ago

Somebody find that camera man and kick his dumb ass

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u/squarabh 5d ago

They say the cameraman never dies… but he can definitely get his ass kicked in 4K

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u/KittenDecomposer96 5d ago

Makes sense that it's a redhead that sucked his soul.

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u/elvixa 5d ago

It seems the most he expected was a kiss on the cheek 😅

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u/raqloise 5d ago

Not staged

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u/shitokletsstartfresh 5d ago

100% not not staged

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u/squarabh 5d ago

If it is staged, it's one of the good kind

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u/lifebeginsat9pm 5d ago

That seemed fucked up until I rewatched and read the sign

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u/CyberNinja23 4d ago

quickly updates sign to sex

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u/Dear_Ad461 5d ago

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u/Horror_Chipmunk3580 5d ago

That’s even better than the clip. Thanks for posting it.

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u/Automatic-Leg1668 5d ago

See but when a man does it...nah I'm joking he was asking for it

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u/Lovablemiranda03 5d ago

He’s going to need a priest and a Gatorade after that.

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u/Proper-Bad-7169 5d ago

Poor guy seems to have gotten more than he bargained for. Timmy was on the verge of short circuiting a and summoning a legendary boner simultaneously.

https://giphy.com/gifs/1aFfcTbMqVI52

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u/RoodnyInc 5d ago

I guess not that desperate

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u/Rehanyouknow 5d ago

Lucky asshole😒

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u/obi_want_pastrami 4d ago

He probably tasted the blow job she just gave.

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u/mobcat_40 4d ago

Now the herpes will keep him company

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u/Cassandra_Canmore2 4d ago

Bro nutted. He's trying to figure out how to hide this.

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u/DoubleoSavant 5d ago

If it's staged I want the whole movie. 

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u/SnooPaintings5597 4d ago

She called his bluff. He broke off!

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u/Educational-Habit865 4d ago

He's gay. That wasn't the kiss he was looking for.

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u/whotherealme 4d ago

Now that ginger has a soul...

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u/Terrible_Bronco 4d ago

She called your bluff and you lost😂

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u/Chorizo_de_tlacuache 4d ago

Aaaand now you have herpes